I’ve cancelled my reservation for St. Helier as I didn’t get much interest. It’s a shame, as I would’ve loved to have seen what Jersey was like, not having visited before.
I’m sure the phone will be ringing come much closer to the time, but you know what I’m like with last minute bookings. I don’t like them too much, especially on tour when I don’t have the strength of any advanced bookings to go on. I spoke to a couple of my gorgeous counterparts, Pru in Streatham and the pitbull of Saafe Adorable Amy who were very helpful and they’ve had experience of visiting the island to work and I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s a bit hit and miss, not to mention all a bit last minute. I’ve been answering enquiries for here at home next week and I’ve taken that as a final sign to stay put. And judging by the tour board on Punternet, there are enough escorts out there at the moment to keep the men of St. Helier happy. I think I’ll stick with what I know. I’ve also heard there have been certain rumblings afoot in Jersey and not in a good way and I was thinking to myself if that’s ever a sign that the trip wasn’t for you, this is it. So if there was anybody who was thinking of making a booking next week, sorry mate, you’ve ‘ad it. Jersey’s permanently off my list.

And speaking of sticking to what I know, I’ve been a very busy bee online today. As well as cancelling one hotel reservation, I’ve been making others. I’ve booked my hotel reservation for Glasgow in March. I’ve also booked my flights, so I’ll definitely be there from the 11th-15th March. Watch out Twiggy, I’m coming for you. It’s all official-like now.

New York is a definite in the Spring, as I’ve recently heard from a lovely client that I saw the first time I visited a few years ago, asking me if I was planning another visit across the pond. You know me and signs, so I’ve taken that as a good one. I’ve been looking through Trip Advisor until I’ve gone cross-eyed and after all that I’ve settled on the same hotel I used back in 2007. And as luck would have it, the hotel was having a promotion where you could save if you booked via the site. So I did, and I’ve just saved myself $80. Good innit?? A good few hotels are doing that, having a promo through the Trip Advisor website, very handy.

And, don’t laugh, but I’ve also booked my hotel for Manchester next August. Yes, I’m well aware that it’s nearly 9 months away, but hey, I was in a booking frenzy. So that’s all my tours booked up for next year so far, with probably another Glasgow visit later next year and no, I’m not that anally retentive (she says, sneaking a looking at the hotel website to see if she can book a year in advance). Just the flights to book for New York but I always wait for the seat sale that usually starts just after Christmas.

Shame again about Jersey, maybe it’s too close to Christmas, who knows. And the aforementioned rumblings put me right off. But I’ve made myself happy making my other reservations. Aren’t I easy to please,lol?

And a coalition one at that. The first time in my lifetime. A monumentous time in political history indeed.

One minute (around 6pm) certain parties were still having a chat, next thing I knew, David Cameron was zipping his way over to see the Queen to be formally instated. Didn’t the Brown family cut a lonely figure (or figures) walking away from No. 10?

And did anybody see the stand-off between Sky News’ Adam Boulton and Alistair Campbell? Testosterone-laden or what?

And going of on a slight tangent, I received an email from a gentleman who just had to write and tell me how much he enjoyed my ad on Punternet. Very topical he thought and loved the play on words.

I have my moments,lol.

….by another satisfied customer.

(name used with permission)

And many thanks to Glenn for persevering with its submission. He will readily admit that he’s not the most techy or web-minded of souls, so I know he did find it a bit of a challenge. Not so much writing the review itself, we did have a wonderful time during our booking so I’d imagine it was easy enough to put into words, but I could almost hear the knashing of teeth when it came to submitting it on Punternet.

Still, with a couple of hiccups he persevered and my newest review is now up here.

Thank you again for your patience Glenn.

Glenn submitting my review.

It’s been a giggle these past 24hrs, mixed in with a little bit of incredulity. Before I go off to my training this morning I thought I just had to share this with you.

I’m not sure if it’s anything to do with the new review. Whenever I get a new one, my bandwidth is stretched to its limits, traffic to my site is overflowing and my phone goes a little crazy. Especially if the review is on Punternet. It’s the most comprehensive and widely-read website to do with our industry. I don’t complain, it’s good for business.

Anyway, in the past 24hrs it seems I’ve had every condition in my book ignored by gentlemen who seem to be thinking with the wrong, ahem, organ shall we say.

Yesterday morning I switched on my phone to receive two text messages, duplicates of each other. One sent at 5.52am, then re-sent later at 8.54am. Remember this is on a Sunday morning. Later on in the day I had a missed call from that same number.

Now, it states clearly and in bold on my site, that my phone is switched on between the hours of 9am and 10pm. It also states that I don’t reply to text messages and that I don’t work on Sundays.

Okay, now bearing in mind that it also states on my site that I don’t do short notice bookings and again, my phone is only switched on between 9am and 10pm, this morning I’ve just switched my phone back on, to a voicemail left for me at nearly midnight last night, from a gentleman, who lives in Streatham near Nando’s (no, I don’t know where that is either), wanting to see me in the next half an hour. No, he says, make that the next 15mins. It’s the best laugh I’ve had all weekend. He then goes on to say, “even if I don’t catch up with you tonight, I’ll make sure I will do at some point soon”. Ha, not if you keep calling at silly o’clock matey. I think out of the two phone calls, this one left me the most gob-smacked. I’m still laughing as I’m typing now.

I think what it is is that we’re not seen as human by some gentlemen. We don’t have families, we don’t sleep and we can get to your place in 15mins or less regardless of where we live, especially if you’re in Streatham near Nando’s.

I need to find my Wonderwoman outfit and get my invisible jet out of the garage. That’ll do the trick. But in the meantime, I’m off to training. And to the two gents, thank you for the giggles this weekend. And I’m not a giggly type of person. Ahhh, the perils of this industry.

Have a wonderful day and a wonderful week. Mwah!

In a previous entry I briefly mentioned how I gave up my Sunday last weekend for an old customer whom I hadn’t seen in well over a year.

Well, he was kind enough to write a review on Punternet of our time together. What lovely kind words. Blush blush blush,lol.

Thanks “Kareem”. I’ll give up a Sunday for you anytime. Or any longtime customer for that matter.

Over the past few weeks I’ve been taking bookings from young gentlemen. When I say young, I mean in their teens and early twenties.

If you’ve been reading my musings you’d have remembered the 18yr old virgin I had a few weeks ago. Then a couple of weeks ago, just before I went to Edinburgh, I had a 24yr old who wanted to be overpowered. And now in the past week I’ve had two different gentlemen, both in their early twenties making enquiries into an overnight.

I’d love for somebody to tell me what’s going on. Is it the “MILF” fantasy because I’m 40? Is it because of Harriet Harperson doing the industry a big public service by mentioning Punternet a month ago, therefore young horny whippersnappers have become more curious and finding out that Punternet exists? Is it because the young chaps are just throwing caution to the wind, saving up their hard-earned and seeking the services of a mature professional, just to see what it’s like?

Not that I’m complaining of course. But I am curious to know where this sudden trend has emerged from. I even checked the stats on my website so I can see where the traffic has come from. Maybe somebody has posted a link to my site somewhere and has recommended me to all the young studs out there. I have no idea, I didn’t see anything different. But I tell you what. If this trend does continue I’m going to have to pop into Holland and Barret to purchase some sort of supplement to give me some energy.

….to get a new review that is. I have a few dotted around on various escort websites, this one’s on Punternet and it really is a right horny one too. I remember the appointment, it was a particularly libidinous session with a customer I hadn’t seen since my “Brandy” days in Caterham in Surrey. And that was well over three years ago since I worked there. It was wonderful seeing him again after all these years.

Anyway ODB, you Old Dirty Bastard you, a big thank you for perservering, I know it was a bit of grief getting it published because your old username was no longer working.

Have a peruse blog-readers and don’t tell me you’re not horny after reading it.

Tell you what though, it’s always the quiet ones, isn’t it?

"ODB" submitting my review

There’s a directory I advertise on called Punternet. Some of you may have heard of it, some may not. It’s where most of us internet-based escorts advertise our “wares”, so to speak. Between you and me, I love having a giggle when I read some of the ladies websites proclaiming to be the best in town, the UK, or the World, depending I guess, on how high their aspirations reach.

I’ve put an ad up today, having a little bit of fun at ladies who do this. I just think it’s hilarious that such acclaimations can be made. How is their popularity measured? What means do they measure said popularity by? Who says they’re the best? And what exactly is the criteria for such a proclamation to be made?

You know what they say about self-praise being no praise at all. Anyway, here is my ad, *bigging* myself up. I did have some fun writing it I have to admit: http://www.punternet.com/db/readmsg.php?msg=89690