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That’s it. She gone. After 10 or so years as one of the best (imho) escorts ever, SJ told me over the weekend that she has officially retired from escorting.

I kinda saw it coming. After she received her degree and graduated – must be nearly a couple of years ago now – she’s been moving on to bigger and better things. She still saw a few customers here and there, especially her favourites. Even when she took her website down she still saw the odd client here and there. I don’t mean odd as in weird, I mean, well, you know what I mean.

But due to a few changes in her life, she’s totally hung up the stockings and suspenders. Which reminds me, I must plunder her lingerie drawer before she discards everything. There were a few things I always had my beady eye on.

For those of you who don’t know Sarah Jane, she’s been my best friend of the past eight years, since I started in this illustrious career and I looked to her for guidance, unaware that women my size could make a living from my voluptuous and callypigian blessings. She has always been the champion and promoter of BBW escorts. The old ‘uns will remember one of her few web babies, Pretty Big Escorts, the first website ever to positively promote BBWs and our wonderful assets. It now ranks highly in Google and it’s where most gentlemen find me.

Even when she became the subject of bullying (she changed her working name on the advice of police) by some shall we say, unsavoury characters,  she still held her head up, dusted off her shoulders and got on with life. To paraphrase an old adage, she never let the bastards grind her down. Up until now I understand she’s still talked about in closed quarters. What did Oscar Wilde say? “You can’t control the evil tongues of others, but a good life enables us to disregard them”.

Not to evervesce too much about how wonderful I thought and still think she is, I just want to use my platform and wish you all the best Sarah Jane. You’ve been an inspiration to many, myself included. Because of your piddly little legs, I’ll always think of you as Mr. Krabs from that Spongebob show.

Wishing you all the best the world has to offer (not that you’re getting rid of me that easily).

I know there are fans out there of Pretty Big Escorts who’ve been waiting for the Pretty Big Escorts directory to be relaunched. And I must say I reckon it’s been worth the wait. Things look a little different over there. Ladies ads are now shown in a more blog entry type of way if you click on “BBW News” . The reviews are also still there, but no longer in forum format, all are on the main site now. Have a look so you can see what I mean. This is the way forward, gents.

I have a special affinity with this site. I joined it years ago when I first started escorting in 2002. Most of you will know that SJ ran it for a few years, but the original idea was from a BBW lady called Fiona. Back then it was called Big Sexy Ladies. Does anybody remember that? The die hard fans will do. Whilst she had the vision, she really didn’t have the patience needed to nurture such a specialist site such as PBE, so she handed it over to SJ, who renamed it and made it the bellwether site it is today. It has recently changed hands while SJ now concentrates on her uni studies, but I will say that the current owner and webmaster is just as passionate about promoting us BBWs as SJ was. Have a look, there are some fabulous new ladies that have also been added recently too.

I’m going to take a self-indulgent moment and say a big thank you and big kisses to both Dobby and the “Upper House Elf” who put in such hard work into taking the site to another level. “Big up”!:-)

I know a lot of you gents read the forum part of the Pretty Big Escorts site. I know there’s a lot of you because you tell me it’s where you found me.

Last week the forum closed down and a couple of you wrote asking where the heck it was,lol. Well, it’s undergoing a bit of a refurbishment. The website owner is doing away with the General chat part of the forum as it was barely used. The other minor parts have gone as well. But he’s been having a bit of a tinker about to make advertising for us lovely BBWs even better than before. It’s going to be in blog format, a bit like this. He’s already used myself and SJ as a couple of guinea pigs and we’re both very impressed at what he has in mind.

The face of the main site will change as well. But not so much that it puts the die-hard fans of Pretty Big Escorts off. It’ll give you a little bit more info on each escort at a glance. From what I’ve seen it’s very well laid out and easy to navigate.

Watch this space:-).

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