I was on my way to the flat yesterday morning and I saw  an ad for an insurance company called NPL LIFE. Yep, you guessed it, I thought it read NIPPLE. In my defence there no spaces inbetween the words on the ad, so it read NPLLIFE. You’ve got to admit that does look like “nipple” on first glance doesn’t it? And then on this lazy Saturday morning I was flicking through the Sky tv guide looking for something to watch and I could’ve sworn I saw on the channel Discovery Real Time FISTING Road Trip. Of course it was FISHING Road Trip. *Hangs head in shame*.

It’s terrible when I’m walking or driving somewhere and I see things like vans with signs like “Premier Erections”, referring to fence erections and the like. I have a giggle to myself, then I look to others like I’m on day release from the local institution.

But c’mon, then I come across sites like this. You can’t tell me that I’m not allowed to descend into fits of giggles when I see hand moisturisers called “Hand Job” and foot creams called “Pussy Foot”. Can you imagine the kind of images that spring to mind. And catch a load of the seller’s name while you’re at it. This is a real website, honest to goodness.

Anyway, this is my favourite cream:

Tough Titties