Kinky La Rue

I’ll be seeing some of my favourite all time customers in the next couple of months.

My Glasgow favourite is zipping over to Edinburgh to see me this week. My Manchester favourite, “Twiggy” has written to me this weekend to inform me that he has finalised travel plans and will indeed be coming down to London to spend a nice long session with me. Michael from Newcastle will be paying a special visit to see both myself and SJ next month. Thanks for fitting us in between footie fixtures Michael,lol. I am missing my Newcastle favourite though. He’s not been well recently. Thank goodness he did drop me a line to say hello which was good, as I had wondered how he was doing.

I must admit, although I have met a couple of right characters (do you remember I wrote about the gent who ran away), I’ve also met some wonderful gentlemen. I’ve heard of unfortunate stories where escorts have had their fair share of troubles one way or another with clients. But apart from the odd timewaster and runaway, I’ve never encountered any real problems. I’ve been really lucky I think.

*Mentally smacks face and shakes herself out of reverie.*

I would say I’m raring to go, but I’m still suffering from trying to get home on London Transport yesterday. That’ll teach me to travel home on a Sunday. It took me an hour and a half just to get from London Euston Station to Croydon. The journey from Manchester down was better.

Anyway, I’m back home taking a day off today, but I just wanted to say thank you to those who visited me in Manchester. This was by far, the best tour I’ve ever had, not just because it was busy, but because I met more lovely people. Sorry to “M” from Thursday, whose offer of a bit of sight-seeing I had to decline as my Saturday was so busy. I’ll make it to Old Trafford yet. Mind you, the closest I did get was walking through the throng of red-shirted supporters going in the opposite direction on my way to Piccadilly Station yesterday. It was a bit of a buzz.

And a big thank you to lovely regular client “Twiggy”, for the bag of chocolate-covered vanilla fudge from your local town. Better than Thornton’s.

And talking of “Twiggy”, look what he and I got up to. “Twiggy” (he knows why I call him that) is a face-sitting officionado, he’s been indulging his predilictions for years so he knows what he likes. Anyway, he sought permission to take some pictures of our time together on Saturday for his private collection, being a trusted customer and knowing that I didn’t want any identifiable bits in the pics, I was happy to oblige. I think they’re great. I did try to ask him what he thought, but I couldn’t understand the muffling sounds he kept making. But I do know he was one happy bunny, weren’t you “Twiggy”? And didn’t the camera do well?

I'm sorry, I didn't see your face there.

Can you breathe? No? Good.

I was contemplating bringing my laptop to Manchester with me, but I’ve decided against it. I have enough dragging of my luggage around with my illicit bits encased. So I’ll be back on Sunday with a commentary on how the tour went. I’m looking forward to it, seeing old clients from way back and meeting new ones for the first time.

I’m still trying to fit in a visit to Old Trafford, or at least Trafford Centre at the weekend. The Saturday is fully-booked at the moment, so maybe Friday, we’ll see. It seems strange that I keep making all these visits up there and not get the chance to get to that corner of Manchester. But I do tour first and foremost, so any sightseeing has to be secondary. I’d spend a week up there if I could.

Anyway, enough of the rambling. A bit early but have a good weekend all.

As always. Bookings are coming in for my upcoming tour to Manchester. Late Thursday afternoon is already booked, and, as it stands at the moment, is the whole of Saturday. But I have nothing booked in for Friday 14th just yet. So if you can sneak away for an hour or so gents, I’d love to hear from you. Let’s see what we can do with a couple of bakewell tarts. One idea already illustrated in my new pictures:

Tea and Tarts, sir?

Well, everything’s booked and I’ll be staying in one of my favourite cities on the 13th August through to the 16th. That’s  from Thursday to Sunday morning. I’ve already written to a couple of my favourite clients up there and they’re happy to know I’ll be paying the North a visit again, even though I was in two minds about visiting again. I might even give the Arndale Shopping Centre a miss this time and go and visit the Trafford Centre, maybe even do a tour of Old Trafford, who knows. Work has always prevented me before.

I lowered my London prices by a tenner when I was there last December, which went down very well with the cost-conscious. I reckon I’ll do the same again. After all, it’s cheaper touring up north than it is down south. And I’m quite chuffed that I found a website selling cut price train tickets from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly. It does help booking well in advance.

And talk about booking in advance, I just missed a corker there. I booked my usual hotel about a week before the new footie fixtures were published. I took another look and they’ve added an extra £40 for the Saturday night. I totally forgot that the new season starts on the 15th August with the Charity Shield.  Lucky or wot! I don’t even know how busy the Saturday would be up in Manc., but I’ve never stayed the weekend before and I thought it might be a nice change. I’m just glad I’m an early bird that caught the worm.

And I wonder if I’ll see that gent that was kind enough to feed me tea and sandwiches after my long  journey up from London last time in December. What a thoughtful thing to do. And it was very much appreciated as I literally was cold and hungry when I got to Manc.

Anyway, Manchester in August it is. If there are any lovely northern gents that won’t be going away on holiday and would love a bit of slap and tickle with this early bird, do drop me a line or give me a call.

I’m very much looking forward to it.xx

Ooooh, I’m so tempted to do Manchester one more time.

I’ve had a couple of phone calls in the past couple of weeks, asking me when am I coming up to Manchester. I did say that I had no plans for revisiting my favourite place up north, but I couldn’t help but think more about it, especially after the second phone call.

I did say before that I really had no plans to come back up there again, but…..

Talking about Manchester and the parties, I was reminded of a conversation I had with Sarah Jane and fellow escort Sarita last week during our down-time girly chat after Thursday’s party.

Sarita and I have shared a customer that I have seen when in Manchester, and apparently he’d asked her if she could give him a deep-throat blow job, “just like Brandy’s”. That was news to me. SJ said I should advertise the fact that I do them and more importantly, enjoy them. I have to admit, it’s never really been something I thought about marketing especially, I’ve just always done them. If you read them you’ll see that they’ve been mentioned in a couple of my reviews. SJ said whilst she was watching me at the party it was all she could do to stop her gagging reflexes kick in. Then she made a couple of gagging noises,lol.That did make me laugh, coming from one of the randiest women on the bloody planet. I think she made mention of it on her blog.

One customer in Manchester said “how the helll did you do that?” with, I can humbly say, a little awe in his voice. And he wasn’t exactly small either. Am I making you blush “S”?:-). I couldn’t believe it when he told me that he’d never had a deep throat blow job before. I’m not saying all women do it, or should be able to do it. But to never have had at least one? It was my turn to be a little awed.

I guess when you’ve been doing this job long enough, there are some things you kind of master without knowing you have, to the point where people talk about it. How cool is that?

I’m off to put it on my site. Let’s see if anybody actually notices that I have.

I’ve had a think and a bit of a ruminate (not sure if that’s a word but it looks good) and I’ve decided to come up to Manchester for a few days after the party.  The dates are to be 7th-10th December, which is a Sunday to Wednesday. I did hope to come later on in the week, but for some reason the Wednesday night is almost double the nightly rate than the previous couple of nights. Whew!

I always have a great time whenever I come to Manchester. I haven’t toured as much as some of my counterparts, but I have been to a fair few places, including New York last year and I always have a great time up there. Apart from the lovely northern gents up there, I have to admit, it is good for a bit of shopping. I think it’s also because I’m a bit partial to Sir Alex Ferguson. I hope I haven’t lost any potentials by admitting that.

Anyway, I digress. I’ll be up on Sunday 7th, probably from around 5pm onwards. I’m adjusting my prices for Manchester as I have done in London to reflect our current times.  Because I know things are a bit tight, and it’s not too far from Christmas, please deduct a tenner from my London prices. So an hour will be £130, 90mins £200. Two hours will be £230. That’s £20 off my London price. I’ll also be happy to take shorter bookings. Say, half hours for £70 and 45mins for £100.

Whaddya say? Can you sneak away Sunday evening? Pretend you’ve got some last minute Xmas shopping to do? Or on Monday and Tuesday how about sneaking away from the office for a bit? I’ll be in the city centre again as I was in August. I have a special affinity with that area, especially with the Arndale Shopping Centre,lol. I’m not sure if I’ll be up anytime next year gents, so I’m going to make the most of this visit. This isn’t just a marketing tool to get you gents to book, I honestly don’t see a future visit in the new year, which is probably why I’m feeling nostalgic and squeezing a visit in before the end of this year. It’s been 7 glorious years in this business come January 2009, and to paraphrase Sam Cooke, *a change is gonna come*.

Anyway, I’ve put an ad up on my 2nd favourite site here, (mine being the first, obviously,lol) with a picture of my boobs to hopefully get you salivating. Feel free to peruse my site if you’re new to it and please don’t hesitate to call or email me with any queries.

Look forward to having you.

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