Yes, indeed it’s a kink and it’s not something I’ve done a lot of but I have done it. I think maybe twice before in over 8yrs. The caller wanted me to kick him in the nuts and basically knee him in the groin without protection. He was concerned that I might be nervous doing it and I assured him that I had done it before, but obviously I would stop if it went too far. I must admit though, I did kinda have my doubts, but I always take phone enquiries at face value until they prove they’re a timewaster. I get asked for some really kinky stuff so I didn’t bat an eyelid.

I had even more doubts when he called again later and asked if I could bring a friend to watch and to also bring…..a hammer. Yeah, he wanted me to literally smash his nuts. I said no, it’s really not something I’d be comfortable doing. He said that was okay, the kicking and the stomping will be fine.

The booking was supposed to be for today at 10am. Suprise suprise, he didn’t confirm. I didn’t even get ready because the more I thought about it, the more surreal the phone call was. So it turned out to be a timewaster who just loved talking about it.

Funnily enough he called again twice later on in the day (of course I saved his number, I save all timewasters’ numbers), I’m assuming to apologise for not making the booking and to talk about making another one that he’s not going to keep.

I predict he will now try to call a few ladies to pretend to make a booking to bust his balls. If any ladies read my blog and you offer Domination services, please beware.

Last night I had to play a seductress; a receptionist having my way with the office supply guy. The twist? I had to wear a pair of cream leg-warmers over my stockings and suspenders. Think Fame or ballet dancers. I also had to seduce him some more whilst he wore a blind fold which was….a leg warmer.

Loved it! In 7 and a half years to encounter a new kink. I didn’t think there was anything left out there I hadn’t heard of before.

Thanks “G”, for opening my eyes even wider.