I don’t know if the long-time readers of my blog remember me having a moan about snowed in clients wanting me to come out to them the last time we had weather like this back in January/February.
Well, the phone’s been ringing again with such gents again. I got the impression in a couple of cases that they had decided to take the day off work after deciding not to go in because of the snow, so have decided that to relieve their boredom they’d like an escort to come visit them. I’ve had to gently remind them that if they’re snowed and can’t get to work because of lack of transportation, then how would they expect me to reach them? I’ve yet to hear an answer that doesn’t tail off in a mumble because of lack of a suitable response.

I’m unsure as to whether I’m supposed to possess some sort of superpower where I’m either able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, websling my way from building to building, or if I should just go the old-fashioned way and dust off my invisible jet and fly over to Essex (in one phone call) in that. With it being invisible I could hide it from client’s nosey neighbours and still remain discreet.
And as predicted I’ve also had a couple of calls this week asking if I’m in Jersey. Well, apart from the fact that you left it a tad bit late matey, Gatwick Airport has been closed for the past couple of days, with major disruptions at other airports. It would’ve had to have been a bit of a miracle to get there. Blimey, thinking about it, that worked out well didn’t it? I was supposed to have flown out yesterday.
No, I’ve had a good few days off studying, reading and watching mindless telly. I haven’t seen the point of not going anywhere unless I had to. I also got a couple of requests for incalls at Victoria. But again, I would still have to leave home to get there and did anybody see the chaos at Victoria Stn on Tuesday? Yeah, I don’t think so.

Since the nightmare of the school pick-up on Tuesday I’ve made one other trip out to go food shopping and I wouldn’t have done that if I didn’t have to. And even then I went to Sainsbury’s instead my usual Tesco’s because Tesco’s car park was underground, which meant going up and down a steep incline. I tried going up a steep incline on ice once before, it didn’t work. Sainsbury’s car park is outside on nice flat ground.

Since then I’ve been ensconsed in my house under my duvet and nothing else is getting me out from underneath it. Well, until tomorrow when I do have a booking at Victoria. Fingers crossed that comes to fruition. It’ll be a bit warmer then and things should start melting. At the moment it’s -5deg where I am. How’re you all coping?

I’ve cancelled my reservation for St. Helier as I didn’t get much interest. It’s a shame, as I would’ve loved to have seen what Jersey was like, not having visited before.
I’m sure the phone will be ringing come much closer to the time, but you know what I’m like with last minute bookings. I don’t like them too much, especially on tour when I don’t have the strength of any advanced bookings to go on. I spoke to a couple of my gorgeous counterparts, Pru in Streatham and the pitbull of Saafe Adorable Amy who were very helpful and they’ve had experience of visiting the island to work and I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s a bit hit and miss, not to mention all a bit last minute. I’ve been answering enquiries for here at home next week and I’ve taken that as a final sign to stay put. And judging by the tour board on Punternet, there are enough escorts out there at the moment to keep the men of St. Helier happy. I think I’ll stick with what I know. I’ve also heard there have been certain rumblings afoot in Jersey and not in a good way and I was thinking to myself if that’s ever a sign that the trip wasn’t for you, this is it. So if there was anybody who was thinking of making a booking next week, sorry mate, you’ve ‘ad it. Jersey’s permanently off my list.

And speaking of sticking to what I know, I’ve been a very busy bee online today. As well as cancelling one hotel reservation, I’ve been making others. I’ve booked my hotel reservation for Glasgow in March. I’ve also booked my flights, so I’ll definitely be there from the 11th-15th March. Watch out Twiggy, I’m coming for you. It’s all official-like now.

New York is a definite in the Spring, as I’ve recently heard from a lovely client that I saw the first time I visited a few years ago, asking me if I was planning another visit across the pond. You know me and signs, so I’ve taken that as a good one. I’ve been looking through Trip Advisor until I’ve gone cross-eyed and after all that I’ve settled on the same hotel I used back in 2007. And as luck would have it, the hotel was having a promotion where you could save if you booked via the site. So I did, and I’ve just saved myself $80. Good innit?? A good few hotels are doing that, having a promo through the Trip Advisor website, very handy.

And, don’t laugh, but I’ve also booked my hotel for Manchester next August. Yes, I’m well aware that it’s nearly 9 months away, but hey, I was in a booking frenzy. So that’s all my tours booked up for next year so far, with probably another Glasgow visit later next year and no, I’m not that anally retentive (she says, sneaking a looking at the hotel website to see if she can book a year in advance). Just the flights to book for New York but I always wait for the seat sale that usually starts just after Christmas.

Shame again about Jersey, maybe it’s too close to Christmas, who knows. And the aforementioned rumblings put me right off. But I’ve made myself happy making my other reservations. Aren’t I easy to please,lol?

After much umming and ahhing I’ll be going to Jersey for the first time. My travel dates will be from the 30th November until the 7th December with some sight-seeing thrown in and maybe a daytrip to France to buy some smelly cheese.

If you live on the island or are in nearby France and don’t mind popping over for a bit of slap and tickle, do get in touch with me.

I hope there wasn’t anybody that wanted me to come to Birmingham because I’ve changed my mind about going I’m afraid. I should explain.

As you know it was originally Wolverhampton after I garnered some interest on a FemDom forum after a client wrote a lovely review about me. Unfortunately though, the client could no longer make W’hampton due to work commitments, so I thought I might change the venue to B’ham. But for one reason or another the interest seems to have waned and whilst the trip wasn’t for another month, the vibe I got wasn’t good. I know it sounds silly but I just didn’t have a good feeling about it. And remember I was only going to the West Midlands because I was asked to. But since that’s no longer the case I no longer see the need to go. The one remaining gent that was still interested in seeing me I’ve written to to apologise. I hope he understands. He’s welcome to come see me in London.

But…I am seriously giving some to going to the Channel Isles for the first time. Jersey maybe. I’ve always been curious about going but unfortunately the law is a bit convoluted there and whilst my counterparts have had successful tours (some haven’t), it all has to be a bit cloak and dagger. But I have made it back and forth to the States so I’ll just have to make sure and apply the same discretion.
I tell you what, thank God for living in the UK. I’ll keep you updated.