Kinky La Rue

I did a bit more ruminating over the weekend and I put up an announcement on the main page of my site yesterday.

Although there really wasn’t much to think about. If successful I get good company and extra spending money for LA. You get a big, tall, gorgeous Black Goddess either for dinner or an overnight at a much cheaper than normal rate. Or, to quote the department store I used to work for many moons ago, “We don’t use the word ‘cheap’ here. We say ‘less expensive’, or ‘more reasonably-priced’”,lol. So either way, you get me at a “less-expensive-more-reasonably-priced” rate for the evening of the 7th April. And remember, you don’t have to fork out for a hotel.

So, for my overnight at Heathrow I’m offering £500, normal price £700. Or if you really don’t want to catch my morning breath (I smell like roses, honestly), my dinner date will set you back £300 for two hours private time and two hours at dinner. Usual rate is £400.

As I stated in my last entry on the 18th though, there will be certain conditions:

1. For either the dinner date or the overnight you will have to pay for your own parking if you’re driving to Heathrow.

2. For the overnight dinner is still on you.

And, I’ve thought about this one over the weekend:

3. Also for the overnight I’d have to kick you out of bed pretty early in the morning, obviously so I can get up and get ready for my flight. I’m thinking around 6am. But saying that, I’m not averse to a bit of ‘how’s your father’ early in the morning, to send me on my way. Morning breath et al.

I hope it doesn’t sound too regimented. But I thought it might help if those that might be interested know what’s what and don’t have any suprises on the day (or in the morning).

Otherwise it’s business as normal. May I stress that it’s a one-off opportunity which won’t be repeated. So gents, please don’t ask me for this special rate at any other time. Or ask me if I’m willing to give a discount on any other service on the day. You won’t get p****d off when I say no, and I won’t have to get mad and threaten you with a spanking for asking.

Please do feel free to either drop me a line or give me a call at the usual number.

Now that I haven’t broken my site and my webmistress is still talking to me, may I tentatively say hello and welcome to what will be, my ramblings.

I really do hope you enjoy what I’ve got to say. Please feel free to leave any comments you may have. You will have to register first I’m afraid. It’s necessary to keep out the spammers that like to frequent blogs of any kind.

Are any of the lovelies still about that used to remember me way back as Buxom Brandy? Do you remember when I retired for oooh….about 6 weeks, then came back,lol. Actually that would’ve been exactly two years ago now.  Well, things never quite worked out at home the way they were supposed to, so I’ve been back for the past two years as Kinky LaRue. Still gorgeous, still sexy and still kinky,lol. “Next time” I’ll just disappear into a rather voluptuous puff of smoke.

If I have any announcements to make of any kind, plus make sure to check here first. I’ll post them here as well as an announcement on the home page. My latest tour will be a flying stop at Heathrow in October. More of that later on in the month.

I’m already bursting at the seams to start rambling. So next time you have a peruse, make sure you’re settled with a cuppa.