Since the changes I’ve had to make on my website re: the swap from SW1 to SW5, Google has already picked it up. If you enter “BBW Black Escort London SW5″, my blog actually comes up in 1st and 2nd place, then my main website, followed by my listing on the Pretty Big Escorts directory, where most of my new clients find me. It’s brilliant. She said she “pinged” Google. I’ve got no idea what that means but I’m glad she did. I don’t have to worry so much about not coming up in new searches. I had to drop her a line and thank her for her hard work on the site last weekend. If you look at it you’ll see the new text I’ve had to implement.

Ironically, I haven’t had a chance to use my new premises yet. I’ve only had one booking this week, a same day 2hr outcall to a lovely gent staying at a hotel not too far from Marble Arch this past Thursday. There was one chap who also made a same day booking for an incall at Earl’s Court for Friday. Although he confirmed, he text back not five minutes later and said that his work plans had changed and he was being sent to Canary Wharf. He said he was fuming as he was really looking forward to the booking, could he please change the time, not sure to what yet but he will call and let me know. As I said, that was Friday and I’ve still yet to hear from him. I’ve left him some negative feedback on Adultwork and his number is now filed in my phone under “J-A/W(no)”. You only get one go.

In my other life it’s been an interesting week. I had a sit down with my supervisor on Monday, just to check on my progress, make sure she’s happy with me and that I’m happy with things. We were both happy so all was well. I did get the suprising news that she’s ready to sign me off, which means I get a certificate and I become a fully-fledged adviser. Which I’m a little suprised about I must admit, as I’m sure training was for two years. I must double-check with her when I go into Work tomorrow. If it is the case then it also means that I’m stepping up looking for a job. There are quite a few vacancies on their website, some within the company itself which I wouldn’t mind as I’d be happy to continue working with them, albeit in a paid capacity. So things are progressing nicely.

In other news I’ve finished my first assignment and it has been sent off to my tutor for marking. I may or may not let you know what mark I get when it comes back, it depends on if I pass,lol. I’m going to start reading today to prepare for my 2nd assignment, due the middle of next month.

Yesterday I went for my first tutorial at my local college, although it wasn’t the first as I had to miss one due to the wedding I went to a few weeks ago. It was very interesting. I met new fellow students and as it was only the six of us that turned up, it was nice and cosy and we seemed to get on really well. The two hours flew by.

Back home for a relaxing rest of the day, interspersed by a chuckle or two I had when the work phone rang at 6.50pm and a chap asked to see me in the next hour. And another call at 9.30pm asking to see me at 10pm. Thanks for the laugh fellas. Sometimes I feel I should just have a site full of pictures and a contact number, seeing as the text seems to go unnoticed. Thank goodness for you patient chaps who do seem to bother and take the time to read the blurb.

This week I’m hoping to catch up with the warrior that is Adorable Amy, as she makes her regular jaunt to London, from Wednesday I think. And a couple more bookings would be nice, as it’s that time of year again soon and I’d like some spending money. Yes, it’s my forty-*sneeze* birthday on the 25th, which is a Saturday this year. I have a tutorial that morning but after that I plan to go missing from home for the whole day. What my plans entail, I’m not quite sure. I’m going to have a look see if there are any special exhibitions at the museums during that time. If not, some light shopping; maybe at Westfield, and lunch by myself with my Kindle. Either way I’m going to enjoy myself.

Have a good week.

After having to cancel our meetings twice now because of that bloomin’ snow, Yorkshire P finally made it down to London on Wednesday. Of course with the urgency of not having seen in each other in a few months the hour was hectic and flew by. It was the kind of booking I love; a bit of facesitting mixed with a full personal service. There’s something that Yorkshire P particularly likes me to wear and I’m always happy to oblige. For our facesitting sessions he has a thing for full briefs, or, if you’ve ever watched the Bridget Jones movies, big knickers. Sloggis are my particular favourite. Although he was a bit flexible as I had also brought a pair of thong-type white Sloggis as well. Because of my skin tone he likes white knickers on me. He asked permission to take some pictures of my behind, I said no problem. He whips out his…..camera, he gets a couple of shots off, then the battery goes dead. The silly nana forgot to charge it before he left home. That’ll learn ya, won’t it P.

He had wondered allowed what my bottom would look like encased in see-through white panties, so when I got home on Wednesday afternoon I had a bit of a surf around, googling “white see through knickers” and found these and I must say they look damn sexy don’t they? I initially thought it’s a tad much for one pair of underpants, but I reckon they’d be a good investment, they’d go down well in facesitting sessions. The black ones look pretty hot too. And with Twiggy coming up to Glasgow in March I have asked him to bring his camera. This might be an opportunity for some new shots in some new lingerie. What do you think Twiggy?

If anybody can find similar panties elsewhere in my size please feel free to let me know.

That’s it. She gone. After 10 or so years as one of the best (imho) escorts ever, SJ told me over the weekend that she has officially retired from escorting.

I kinda saw it coming. After she received her degree and graduated – must be nearly a couple of years ago now – she’s been moving on to bigger and better things. She still saw a few customers here and there, especially her favourites. Even when she took her website down she still saw the odd client here and there. I don’t mean odd as in weird, I mean, well, you know what I mean.

But due to a few changes in her life, she’s totally hung up the stockings and suspenders. Which reminds me, I must plunder her lingerie drawer before she discards everything. There were a few things I always had my beady eye on.

For those of you who don’t know Sarah Jane, she’s been my best friend of the past eight years, since I started in this illustrious career and I looked to her for guidance, unaware that women my size could make a living from my voluptuous and callypigian blessings. She has always been the champion and promoter of BBW escorts. The old ‘uns will remember one of her few web babies, Pretty Big Escorts, the first website ever to positively promote BBWs and our wonderful assets. It now ranks highly in Google and it’s where most gentlemen find me.

Even when she became the subject of bullying (she changed her working name on the advice of police) by some shall we say, unsavoury characters,  she still held her head up, dusted off her shoulders and got on with life. To paraphrase an old adage, she never let the bastards grind her down. Up until now I understand she’s still talked about in closed quarters. What did Oscar Wilde say? “You can’t control the evil tongues of others, but a good life enables us to disregard them”.

Not to evervesce too much about how wonderful I thought and still think she is, I just want to use my platform and wish you all the best Sarah Jane. You’ve been an inspiration to many, myself included. Because of your piddly little legs, I’ll always think of you as Mr. Krabs from that Spongebob show.

Wishing you all the best the world has to offer (not that you’re getting rid of me that easily).