Gentlemen, take note.

Monday, May 10th, 2010

Never text or call an escort you’ve never met before when you’re horny, particulary late at night when you’re watching a porno movie. It’s a good thing I’m of the decent sort. This past weekend on Saturday morning, I woke up to a missed call, a voicemail and quite a few texts, all sent by [...]

“I’m not your Superwoman”

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

The past couple of days phone calls has made me reminiscent about this song, sung by Karyn White sometime back in the 90s. On Friday night at around 7.30 I received a phone call asking for an outcall to Ilford in Essex. For those unfamiliar with London and its geography, it’s a fair distance. I [...]