A gammy leg and a dinner date.

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Written with permission. On Friday night I had that dinner date I briefly mentioned before. I didn’t half look sexy dragging my leg behind me to and from the booking, I tell ya. Apart from that, it went well. It turned out that I had seen this client before a few years ago. When he [...]

A private party on Friday 13th?

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Written with permission. And nothing went wrong? Unbelievable. You may have remembered that I mentioned a 4 hour private party a client wanted with just himself and four gorgeous ladies, including me,lol. Well, that was yesterday. And what a most decadent, debauched  way to spend an afternoon. I should’ve been apprehensive, wondering if all was [...]

Never tell a woman with a fat arse….

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

…..that you need a GPS to find her fanny, because her arse is so huge (this was coming in from the back way, if you know what I mean). And then expect them to take it as a compliment. At least, never tell someone who isn’t proud of exactly just how huge her arse is. [...]

Do you think our Carol would behave like this?

Thursday, January 15th, 2009
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I originally saw this piece on MSN News, but I just had to see if it was on YouTube so I could download here for your amusment. A Romanian quiz-show hostess threw a wobbly because nobody would call in to her show. It was ever so slightly surreal watching it this morning. On the plus [...]

Manchester it is then!

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

I’ve had a think and a bit of a ruminate (not sure if that’s a word but it looks good) and I’ve decided to come up to Manchester for a few days after the party.  The dates are to be 7th-10th December, which is a Sunday to Wednesday. I did hope to come later on [...]

Damn, I looked hot yesterday.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Even if I do say so myself. I had a booking with one of my favourite clients at Victoria yesterday, and he always likes to see me dress up before he takes everything off,lol. He had been away working for a couple weeks and I hadn’t seen him in a while, and he was feeling [...]

Well, whaddya know! Pretty Big Parties are Back!!

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Three years after our last party together in Oxford, Sarah Jane, Celine and myself are getting together with my colleagues Sarita and Kiera for a one-off Christmas party on the 3rd and 4th December in Central London. Some of you lovely gents will remember them. They were mainly held in either Central London or Oxford. [...]