•    My webmistress works wonders.   

    Since the changes I’ve had to make on my website re: the swap from SW1 to SW5, Google has already picked it up. If you enter “BBW Black Escort London SW5″, my blog actually comes up in 1st and 2nd place, then my main website, followed by my listing on the Pretty Big Escorts directory, where most of my new clients find me. It’s brilliant. She said she “pinged” Google. I’ve got no idea what that means but I’m glad she did. I don’t have to worry so much about not coming up in new searches. I had to drop her a line and thank her for her hard work on the site last weekend. If you look at it you’ll see the new text I’ve had to implement.

    Ironically, I haven’t had a chance to use my new premises yet. I’ve only had one booking this week, a same day 2hr outcall to a lovely gent staying at a hotel not too far from Marble Arch this past Thursday. There was one chap who also made a same day booking for an incall at Earl’s Court for Friday. Although he confirmed, he text back not five minutes later and said that his work plans had changed and he was being sent to Canary Wharf. He said he was fuming as he was really looking forward to the booking, could he please change the time, not sure to what yet but he will call and let me know. As I said, that was Friday and I’ve still yet to hear from him. I’ve left him some negative feedback on Adultwork and his number is now filed in my phone under “J-A/W(no)”. You only get one go.

    In my other life it’s been an interesting week. I had a sit down with my supervisor on Monday, just to check on my progress, make sure she’s happy with me and that I’m happy with things. We were both happy so all was well. I did get the suprising news that she’s ready to sign me off, which means I get a certificate and I become a fully-fledged adviser. Which I’m a little suprised about I must admit, as I’m sure training was for two years. I must double-check with her when I go into Work tomorrow. If it is the case then it also means that I’m stepping up looking for a job. There are quite a few vacancies on their website, some within the company itself which I wouldn’t mind as I’d be happy to continue working with them, albeit in a paid capacity. So things are progressing nicely.

    In other news I’ve finished my first assignment and it has been sent off to my tutor for marking. I may or may not let you know what mark I get when it comes back, it depends on if I pass,lol. I’m going to start reading today to prepare for my 2nd assignment, due the middle of next month.

    Yesterday I went for my first tutorial at my local college, although it wasn’t the first as I had to miss one due to the wedding I went to a few weeks ago. It was very interesting. I met new fellow students and as it was only the six of us that turned up, it was nice and cosy and we seemed to get on really well. The two hours flew by.

    Back home for a relaxing rest of the day, interspersed by a chuckle or two I had when the work phone rang at 6.50pm and a chap asked to see me in the next hour. And another call at 9.30pm asking to see me at 10pm. Thanks for the laugh fellas. Sometimes I feel I should just have a site full of pictures and a contact number, seeing as the text seems to go unnoticed. Thank goodness for you patient chaps who do seem to bother and take the time to read the blurb.

    This week I’m hoping to catch up with the warrior that is Adorable Amy, as she makes her regular jaunt to London, from Wednesday I think. And a couple more bookings would be nice, as it’s that time of year again soon and I’d like some spending money. Yes, it’s my forty-*sneeze* birthday on the 25th, which is a Saturday this year. I have a tutorial that morning but after that I plan to go missing from home for the whole day. What my plans entail, I’m not quite sure. I’m going to have a look see if there are any special exhibitions at the museums during that time. If not, some light shopping; maybe at Westfield, and lunch by myself with my Kindle. Either way I’m going to enjoy myself.

    Have a good week.

  •    I was proved wrong….   

    ….I’m happy to say. Today’s booking turned up.

    Usually when a guy wants to make a booking in the next couple of hours and I tell them that I’m unable to accommodate, but I am free at such and such a time, they go ahead and book (why I don’t know when it’s not really what they want), only to not confirm on the day – my assumption is they couldn’t wait and they’ve gone elsewhere. It’s happened many times, it happened earlier this week. I actually tell gents not to book if they’re not sure, but they do anyway.

    So when today’s booking called early yesterday wanting to see me last night, I told him I couldn’t help but I would be available today. He made a booking for 2pm today. To which he confirmed and turned up, albeit about five mins late. And you know, the whole time going to Victoria I thought I was going to have some sort of problem; either he wouldn’t turn up at all or he would be really late. Chatting with him on the phone when making the booking yesterday, I got the impression that he really didn’t want to go through with it, like he couldn’t care less if he saw me. So I was suprised when he called to confirm this morning and turned up this afternoon.

    It turns out that ‘C’ was just a bit of a nervous nelly. Not only was it his first time seeing a BBW, it was his first time seeing a Black woman, two firsts for him. So although I could tell there was something, I just read it wrong. I do wonder though, if it was a case of him giving himself courage, which is why he sounded so noncholant on the phone.
    Kudos to him, I understand how nerve-wracking something like this can be when it’s something you’re not used to doing. Some guys bottle it, some don’t. He’s welcome back anytime.

  •    A quieter affair than anticipated.   

    Well, the party’s almost upon me. Unfortunately, one of the ladies, Claudia BBW, won’t be attending. So there’ll just be the three of us, myself, Sara and Ellie.

    We still have a couple of spaces left for Wednesday night. And as the ratio will still only be 2:1, this is ideal for those of you who’ve always wanted to partake of a party atmosphere but found the large numbers that usually accompany them a tad overwhelming.

    If you’ve been following my blog, you know this’ll be my last ever do. You’re welcome to come say goodbye in style. Other prices and durations are available than what is on the party page.

    Drop me a line or give me a call gents.

  •    Never tell a woman with a fat arse….   

    …..that you need a GPS to find her fanny, because her arse is so huge (this was coming in from the back way, if you know what I mean). And then expect them to take it as a compliment. At least, never tell someone who isn’t proud of exactly just how huge her arse is.

    This was Friday’s customer, who’d never had a BBW in his life. I was his very first, so the backhanded compliments came full and plenty. “God, you’re so BIG”, as if I wasn’t exactly aware of my own body. “I’ve never seen anything like this”, he said as he kneaded my boobs, my stomach and my arse. I felt like a lump of dough by the time I left, ready to be popped into the oven. But I do realise he meant well, and I didn’t take it personally. I’m made of tougher stuff than that. Just not the doughy stuff.

  •    Lunchtime sex anyone?   

    If you’re in the Victoria area tomorrow afternoon (Wednesday) around 1-1.30pm, why don’t you give this gorgeous Black BBW a call so I can put a smile on your face?

    *07900 848 567*

  •    Well, whaddya know! Pretty Big Parties are Back!!   

    Three years after our last party together in Oxford, Sarah Jane, Celine and myself are getting together with my colleagues Sarita and Kiera for a one-off Christmas party on the 3rd and 4th December in Central London.

    Some of you lovely gents will remember them. They were mainly held in either Central London or Oxford. Oh, and they were fantastic. Do you remember all those lovely sweaty writhing bodies? In the bedrooms, on the sofa, on the floor?? Pah! Who needed a bedroom when there were other available surfaces. As long as it/they was sturdy.

    To the golden oldies, you’ll remember that Sarah Jane was the first escort to start BBW parties. She is pretty much the pionneer of them. Her first review on Punternet dates back to 2002 for those who’d like to reminisce, or for those who’ve never been to a BBW party before. I joined them sometime in 2003 when she called for help because there so many horny gentlemen she needed an extra pair of boobs. Other escorts have gone on to hold their own parties since and others have realised that you could run successful BBW parties. So there are quite a few out there now.

    The confirmed line-up will include SJ, myself, Celine (she’s not officially a BBW, but she is our honourary one), Sarita and one of Essex’s finest, Kiera. We’re going to hold two 3 hour parties. One in the evening on Wednesday 3rd, maybe around 6pm, and another do in the daytime, sometime around 2pm, I would imagine. Details are still sketchy, as we only finalised plans yesterday (Friday). But please watch this space.

    This is a one-off gents, believe me. SJ always said she wouldn’t do anymore, and this week she was finally persuaded by Celine. If nothing else, you’ve got to come and say thanks to Celine for persuading SJ out of party retirement.

    And I tell you what, you better get your skates on if you’d like to book a place. Within an hour of SJ putting up an ad on Punternet this morning, one gentlemen has already booked for the evening party. And would you believe it, my lovely client from this morning, mentioned in my previous blog entry, has asked to attend the daytime do. On the rare occasion we came up for air, he had just happened to mention the fact that I didn’t do parties anymore. I thought the timing was hilarious considering we’d only just made up our minds to go ahead the day before. I promised him a sexy Christmas outfit. I better get on with finding a skirt that’ll fit over my ample arse,lol.

    If you’d like to attend, you’re welcome to drop me a line or give me a call. Let me know which party you’d like to attend. It’s going to be bloody brilliant! Boobs and arses galore.

  •    Want early mornings? I need bribing.   

    Written with kind permission from the client.

    I had a booking this morning, yes, Saturday morning, at 10am. Now remember, I don’t live where I work. So this meant I had to get up at 7am for my regular coffee and fruit, get my head around being up at 7am on a Saturday morning, which, believe me, took some time in itself. Then into the shower, where I shaved, scrubbed and exfoliated my way into gorgeousness. Then on my way into Victoria.

    Luckily for me, my client turned out to be a lovely chap on his way down from the North East, with a stopover at Victoria.  And let’s just say, without giving away too many naughty details, that he knew how to make it up to me. But I will say that the box of Milk Tray chocolates was also a great touch.

    So gents, if you want this gorgeous Black BBW up for an early morning booking, for any day of the week, weekends especially, then I am quite susceptible to being bribed. I daresay the Milk Tray will probably have a cupboard life of about 2 days. So it got me thinking. If you want to keep me sweet, then I’ll have a packet of Thornton’s Milk Chocolate smothered Vanilla fudge please. They’re around £1.89 a packet. They do different ones, but it’s got to be the Milk Chocolate covered Vanilla ones. Then I’m utterly and totally yours and I could do wicked things to you. And whaddya know, as luck would have it, there happens to be a Thornton’s mobile cart in the middle of Victoria Stn, on the way to the flat *Ahem*:-)

    And thank you M, for a lovely morning. It is a great way to spend a Saturday morning, isn’t it?

    Thorntons Choclate covered Vanilla Fudge

    Thornton's Chocolate Smothered Vanilla Fudge

  •    To all you city gents feeling the squeeze.   

    I’ll be at my usual incall base in the Victoria/Belgrave area tomorrow (Thursday) afternoon between 2-4pm. If you’re in the area why not drop by for a quick fumble n’ tumble with this gorgeous Black BBW either before or afterwards whilst I’m there.  I bet you could do with the break. You know there’s no better way to relieve the stress.

    Give me a call – 07900 848 567.