Kinky La Rue

Well, the party’s almost upon me. Unfortunately, one of the ladies, Claudia BBW, won’t be attending. So there’ll just be the three of us, myself, Sara and Ellie.

We still have a couple of spaces left for Wednesday night. And as the ratio will still only be 2:1, this is ideal for those of you who’ve always wanted to partake of a party atmosphere but found the large numbers that usually accompany them a tad overwhelming.

If you’ve been following my blog, you know this’ll be my last ever do. You’re welcome to come say goodbye in style. Other prices and durations are available than what is on the party page.

Drop me a line or give me a call gents.

…..that you need a GPS to find her fanny, because her arse is so huge (this was coming in from the back way, if you know what I mean). And then expect them to take it as a compliment. At least, never tell someone who isn’t proud of exactly just how huge her arse is.

This was Friday’s customer, who’d never had a BBW in his life. I was his very first, so the backhanded compliments came full and plenty. “God, you’re so BIG”, as if I wasn’t exactly aware of my own body. “I’ve never seen anything like this”, he said as he kneaded my boobs, my stomach and my arse. I felt like a lump of dough by the time I left, ready to be popped into the oven. But I do realise he meant well, and I didn’t take it personally. I’m made of tougher stuff than that. Just not the doughy stuff.

If you’re in the Victoria area tomorrow afternoon (Wednesday) around 1-1.30pm, why don’t you give this gorgeous Black BBW a call so I can put a smile on your face?

*07900 848 567*

Three years after our last party together in Oxford, Sarah Jane, Celine and myself are getting together with my colleagues Sarita and Kiera for a one-off Christmas party on the 3rd and 4th December in Central London.

Some of you lovely gents will remember them. They were mainly held in either Central London or Oxford. Oh, and they were fantastic. Do you remember all those lovely sweaty writhing bodies? In the bedrooms, on the sofa, on the floor?? Pah! Who needed a bedroom when there were other available surfaces. As long as it/they was sturdy.

To the golden oldies, you’ll remember that Sarah Jane was the first escort to start BBW parties. She is pretty much the pionneer of them. Her first review on Punternet dates back to 2002 for those who’d like to reminisce, or for those who’ve never been to a BBW party before. I joined them sometime in 2003 when she called for help because there so many horny gentlemen she needed an extra pair of boobs. Other escorts have gone on to hold their own parties since and others have realised that you could run successful BBW parties. So there are quite a few out there now.

The confirmed line-up will include SJ, myself, Celine (she’s not officially a BBW, but she is our honourary one), Sarita and one of Essex’s finest, Kiera. We’re going to hold two 3 hour parties. One in the evening on Wednesday 3rd, maybe around 6pm, and another do in the daytime, sometime around 2pm, I would imagine. Details are still sketchy, as we only finalised plans yesterday (Friday). But please watch this space.

This is a one-off gents, believe me. SJ always said she wouldn’t do anymore, and this week she was finally persuaded by Celine. If nothing else, you’ve got to come and say thanks to Celine for persuading SJ out of party retirement.

And I tell you what, you better get your skates on if you’d like to book a place. Within an hour of SJ putting up an ad on Punternet this morning, one gentlemen has already booked for the evening party. And would you believe it, my lovely client from this morning, mentioned in my previous blog entry, has asked to attend the daytime do. On the rare occasion we came up for air, he had just happened to mention the fact that I didn’t do parties anymore. I thought the timing was hilarious considering we’d only just made up our minds to go ahead the day before. I promised him a sexy Christmas outfit. I better get on with finding a skirt that’ll fit over my ample arse,lol.

If you’d like to attend, you’re welcome to drop me a line or give me a call. Let me know which party you’d like to attend. It’s going to be bloody brilliant! Boobs and arses galore.

Written with kind permission from the client.

I had a booking this morning, yes, Saturday morning, at 10am. Now remember, I don’t live where I work. So this meant I had to get up at 7am for my regular coffee and fruit, get my head around being up at 7am on a Saturday morning, which, believe me, took some time in itself. Then into the shower, where I shaved, scrubbed and exfoliated my way into gorgeousness. Then on my way into Victoria.

Luckily for me, my client turned out to be a lovely chap on his way down from the North East, with a stopover at Victoria.  And let’s just say, without giving away too many naughty details, that he knew how to make it up to me. But I will say that the box of Milk Tray chocolates was also a great touch.

So gents, if you want this gorgeous Black BBW up for an early morning booking, for any day of the week, weekends especially, then I am quite susceptible to being bribed. I daresay the Milk Tray will probably have a cupboard life of about 2 days. So it got me thinking. If you want to keep me sweet, then I’ll have a packet of Thornton’s Milk Chocolate smothered Vanilla fudge please. They’re around £1.89 a packet. They do different ones, but it’s got to be the Milk Chocolate covered Vanilla ones. Then I’m utterly and totally yours and I could do wicked things to you. And whaddya know, as luck would have it, there happens to be a Thornton’s mobile cart in the middle of Victoria Stn, on the way to the flat *Ahem*:-)

And thank you M, for a lovely morning. It is a great way to spend a Saturday morning, isn’t it?

Thornton's Chocolate Smothered Vanilla Fudge

I’ll be at my usual incall base in the Victoria/Belgrave area tomorrow (Thursday) afternoon between 2-4pm. If you’re in the area why not drop by for a quick fumble n’ tumble with this gorgeous Black BBW either before or afterwards whilst I’m there.  I bet you could do with the break. You know there’s no better way to relieve the stress.

Give me a call – 07900 848 567.