My webmistress works wonders.

Sunday, June 12th, 2011

Since the changes I’ve had to make on my website re: the swap from SW1 to SW5, Google has already picked it up. If you enter “BBW Black Escort London SW5″, my blog actually comes up in 1st and 2nd place, then my main website, followed by my listing on the Pretty Big Escorts directory, [...]

I was proved wrong….

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

….I’m happy to say. Today’s booking turned up. Usually when a guy wants to make a booking in the next couple of hours and I tell them that I’m unable to accommodate, but I am free at such and such a time, they go ahead and book (why I don’t know when it’s not really [...]

A quieter affair than anticipated.

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Well, the party’s almost upon me. Unfortunately, one of the ladies, Claudia BBW, won’t be attending. So there’ll just be the three of us, myself, Sara and Ellie. We still have a couple of spaces left for Wednesday night. And as the ratio will still only be 2:1, this is ideal for those of you [...]

Never tell a woman with a fat arse….

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

…..that you need a GPS to find her fanny, because her arse is so huge (this was coming in from the back way, if you know what I mean). And then expect them to take it as a compliment. At least, never tell someone who isn’t proud of exactly just how huge her arse is. [...]

Lunchtime sex anyone?

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

If you’re in the Victoria area tomorrow afternoon (Wednesday) around 1-1.30pm, why don’t you give this gorgeous Black BBW a call so I can put a smile on your face? *07900 848 567*

Well, whaddya know! Pretty Big Parties are Back!!

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Three years after our last party together in Oxford, Sarah Jane, Celine and myself are getting together with my colleagues Sarita and Kiera for a one-off Christmas party on the 3rd and 4th December in Central London. Some of you lovely gents will remember them. They were mainly held in either Central London or Oxford. [...]

Want early mornings? I need bribing.

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Written with kind permission from the client. I had a booking this morning, yes, Saturday morning, at 10am. Now remember, I don’t live where I work. So this meant I had to get up at 7am for my regular coffee and fruit, get my head around being up at 7am on a Saturday morning, which, [...]

To all you city gents feeling the squeeze.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

I’ll be at my usual incall base in the Victoria/Belgrave area tomorrow (Thursday) afternoon between 2-4pm. If you’re in the area why not drop by for a quick fumble n’ tumble with this gorgeous Black BBW either before or afterwards whilst I’m there.  I bet you could do with the break. You know there’s no [...]