…..a reader that I shall fondly refer to as “J” was highly tickled by my musings on insuring my ass when I discovered to my horror that I had a pimple on it. He sent me this email. I’d like to print it out in full (more or less), as I thought the whole bloody thing was funny.

**PS. I’ve highlighted my favourite line.

“Hi Brandy,

I got to thinking about which insurance companies would be most suitable.

Would it be a Marine Insurers? They base their quotes on things like the breadth of the beam, number of screws, how many men on board at any one time and the size of the funnels. Maybe not.

(**My favourite) Maybe House insurance? They take into account how big the property is and in particular the size of the frontage not to mention things like rear access and how many people it can accommodate.

How about medical insurance? I’ve seen you in your nurse’s outfit and I’m sure that any assessor would go weak at the knees and agree to anything so, maybe that’s a good idea.

Whatever you choose, here are a few suggestions for Insurance Companies:

RSA – Racks, Sexy bits and ‘Arses

AA – ‘Ands and Arses

AXA – ‘Ands Kisses and Arses

but I recommend:

SAGA – Sensual ‘Ands and Gorgeous Arses

Take Care,
Love,
“J”
XX

It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything at the time. I probably would’ve snorted it through my nose. Thanks for the laugh today.

xx