I’ve been meaning to write this for a few days now, but what with the volunteer stuff and whatnot, it’s been a busy few days. It’s about a phone call I received this past Sunday evening. It was from a guy wanting to make a booking for today. Although his responses where a little staccato [...]
A compliment paid to me today by a gentleman calling wanting a booking for this afternoon. It was a bit short notice so I couldn’t oblige. Shame, I don’t mind Sunday bookings, but preferably booked in advance. My arse has been called plenty of things in their time, but never “a magnificent pair of buttocks”. [...]
Including one I’ve dedicated to a special customer up in Scotland. I wonder if he’ll figure out which one it is. I think I’ve encapuslated the kinky-sexy look I was going for. There’s a lovely one of my huge arse that’ll hopefully get the dedicated facesitters and oficionados of huge peachy arses foaming at the [...]
Yesterday I had a wonderful dinner date with a lovely gentleman who had read my previous entry and probably took pity on me. I see this customer once a year, regular like clockwork, every summer, to indulge in his proclivity, namely me. On the recommendation of my landlady we went to a lovely Greek restaurant [...]
Written with permission. On Friday night I had that dinner date I briefly mentioned before. I didn’t half look sexy dragging my leg behind me to and from the booking, I tell ya. Apart from that, it went well. It turned out that I had seen this client before a few years ago. When he [...]
…..that you need a GPS to find her fanny, because her arse is so huge (this was coming in from the back way, if you know what I mean). And then expect them to take it as a compliment. At least, never tell someone who isn’t proud of exactly just how huge her arse is. [...]
I took the plunge and treated myself to a new laptop a couple of weeks ago. I finally got fed-up yelling down to my partner if he was “done on the laptop yet”. I took advantge of PC World more or less throwing their goods at you in one of their sales. I was going [...]
….and how much would it cost. Those of you who know me, or known of me, know that part of my marketing includes my arse. I don’t mind telling you that I’ve had many admirers of my ample asset. Yesterday I had a booking with a wonderful guy (aren’t you all!) from Australia and I [...]
If you’ve read the blurb on the front of my website, you will know that I have referred to my arse as it having its own postcode. Well, my lovely client from today Mr. “Gordon Bennet”;-) has come up with one. He said it should be AR5E 1GT. What do you think? My arse officially [...]