Those of you who know me, or known of me, know that part of my marketing includes my arse. I don’t mind telling you that I’ve had many admirers of my ample asset. Yesterday I had a booking with a wonderful guy (aren’t you all!) from Australia and I had to warn him that, horror of horrors, I had a pimple on it. It’s quite painful too, when sitting on it.

I know it sounds silly but this is a very aesthetically-pleasing job. If I don’t think I’m perfect in every way I think I can be, it can be a little disconcerting. Luckily in this case the gentleman was very happy with my other attributes and he hardly went near my arse. Phew!

But I was thinking to myself on the way home from the flat if Lloyd’s of London insures bums. I know they do insure body parts. Surgeons insure their hands and I even read somewhere many moons ago that that lady who played Daisy from the old tv show The Dukes of Hazzard, insured her legs with Lloyd’s for a $1million a leg. Should I insure it per butt-cheek, or as a whole,lol?

The same goes for hand jobs. What about the ailments from giving too many hand jobs. Can I be insured against RSI (Repetive Strain Injury)? If not, why not? But then again, I can just imagine trying to explain that to stuffed shirt at Lloyd’s; “Yes, I wonder if you can help me. I do a lot of wanking as part of my living. Do you protect from ailments such as RSI? Or what about my arse. Can it be covered?”:-)

Lol….don’t mind me, I’m in a silly mood today.