I wonder if Lloyd’s of London insures arses….

….and how much would it cost.

Those of you who know me, or known of me, know that part of my marketing includes my arse. I don’t mind telling you that I’ve had many admirers of my ample asset. Yesterday I had a booking with a wonderful guy (aren’t you all!) from Australia and I had to warn him that, horror of horrors, I had a pimple on it. It’s quite painful too, when sitting on it.

I know it sounds silly but this is a very aesthetically-pleasing job. If I don’t think I’m perfect in every way I think I can be, it can be a little disconcerting. Luckily in this case the gentleman was very happy with my other attributes and he hardly went near my arse. Phew!

But I was thinking to myself on the way home from the flat if Lloyd’s of London insures bums. I know they do insure body parts. Surgeons insure their hands and I even read somewhere many moons ago that that lady who played Daisy from the old tv show The Dukes of Hazzard, insured her legs with Lloyd’s for a $1million a leg. Should I insure it per butt-cheek, or as a whole,lol?

The same goes for hand jobs. What about the ailments from giving too many hand jobs. Can I be insured against RSI (Repetive Strain Injury)? If not, why not? But then again, I can just imagine trying to explain that to stuffed shirt at Lloyd’s; “Yes, I wonder if you can help me. I do a lot of wanking as part of my living. Do you protect from ailments such as RSI? Or what about my arse. Can it be covered?”:-)

Lol….don’t mind me, I’m in a silly mood today.

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I’m thinking of taking a trip to the seaside.

I’m in the middle of making a booking with a customer down near Dover for next Thursday 18th. It’ll be a long (and late) one so I was thinking about making a whole day and night of it and going home the next morning. If you’ve always wanted a piece of my ample booty but I was too far away in London, now’s your chance. Please feel free to give me a call or drop me a line. If I’ve garnered enough interest then I might just find myself at the seaside next week.

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