I wonder if Lloyd’s of London insures arses….

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

….and how much would it cost. Those of you who know me, or known of me, know that part of my marketing includes my arse. I don’t mind telling you that I’ve had many admirers of my ample asset. Yesterday I had a booking with a wonderful guy (aren’t you all!) from Australia and I [...]

I’m thinking of taking a trip to the seaside.

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

I’m in the middle of making a booking with a customer down near Dover for next Thursday 18th. It’ll be a long (and late) one so I was thinking about making a whole day and night of it and going home the next morning. If you’ve always wanted a piece of my ample booty but [...]