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		<title>Manchester it is then!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had a think and a bit of a ruminate (not sure if that&#8217;s a word but it looks good) and I&#8217;ve decided to come up to Manchester for a few days after the party.  The dates are to be 7th-10th December, which is a Sunday to Wednesday. I did hope to come later on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve had a think and a bit of a ruminate (not sure if that&#8217;s a word but it looks good) and I&#8217;ve decided to come up to Manchester for a few days after the party.  The dates are to be 7th-10th December, which is a Sunday to Wednesday. I did hope to come later on in the week, but for some reason the Wednesday night is almost double the nightly rate than the previous couple of nights. Whew!</p>
<p>I always have a great time whenever I come to Manchester. I haven&#8217;t toured as much as some of my counterparts, but I have been to a fair few places, including New York last year and I always have a great time up there. Apart from the lovely northern gents up there, I have to admit, it is good for a bit of shopping. I think it&#8217;s also because I&#8217;m a bit partial to Sir Alex Ferguson. I hope I haven&#8217;t lost any potentials by admitting that.</p>
<p>Anyway, I digress. I&#8217;ll be up on Sunday 7th, probably from around 5pm onwards. I&#8217;m adjusting my prices for Manchester as I have done in London to reflect our current times.  Because I know things are a bit tight, and it&#8217;s not too far from Christmas, please deduct a tenner from my London prices. So an hour will be £130, 90mins £200. Two hours will be £230. That&#8217;s £20 off my London price. I&#8217;ll also be happy to take shorter bookings. Say, half hours for £70 and 45mins for £100.</p>
<p>Whaddya say? Can you sneak away Sunday evening? Pretend you&#8217;ve got some last minute Xmas shopping to do? Or on Monday and Tuesday how about sneaking away from the office for a bit? I&#8217;ll be in the city centre again as I was in August. I have a special affinity with that area, especially with the Arndale Shopping Centre,lol. I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;ll be up anytime next year gents, so I&#8217;m going to make the most of this visit. This isn&#8217;t just a marketing tool to get you gents to book, I honestly don&#8217;t see a future visit in the new year, which is probably why I&#8217;m feeling nostalgic and squeezing a visit in before the end of this year. It&#8217;s been 7 glorious years in this business come January 2009, and to paraphrase Sam Cooke, *a change is gonna come*.</p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve put an ad up on my 2nd favourite site <a title="Pretty Big Escorts" href="http://www.prettybigescorts.com/" target="_blank">here</a>, (mine being the first, obviously,lol) with a picture of my boobs to hopefully get you salivating. Feel free to peruse my site if you&#8217;re new to it and please don&#8217;t hesitate to call or email me with any queries.</p>
<p>Look forward to having you.</p>
<p>*07900 848 567*</p>
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		<title>Joke of the day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bloke and his wife are driving along and sees his mother-in-law being beaten up by six blokes. His wife screams at him, &#8220;Get out and help&#8221;. The husband answers, &#8220;Nah, I think they can manage with six&#8221;. Boom boom:-)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A bloke and his wife are driving along and sees his mother-in-law being beaten up by six blokes. His wife screams at him, &#8220;Get out and help&#8221;. The husband answers, &#8220;Nah, I think they can manage with six&#8221;.</p>
<p>Boom boom:-)</p>
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