•    This bit of news in the papers gave me a chuckle this morning.   

    The Basingstoke (Hampshire) Fire Brigade were called to rescue an iguana stuck up a tree. But when firefighters got up to about 25ft, they realised that the ‘iguana’ was actually….a branch. “The branch bore a striking resemblance to an iguana when seen from the ground” said a spokesman.

    “When they got nearer they could see it was just a branch dangling in the wind.” Bless.