I like this one: The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, “Put those on.” The bride replies, “I can’t wear your trousers.” [...]
From one dirty mind to another, and don’t pretend you’re not out there: This woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tattoo artist says “thats an unusual request. Why do you want [...]
“An elephant was walking along in his usual habitat when he sees a naked man coming towards him. The elephant looks at the naked man and says “Blimey, how the hell can you breathe through that?””