Thursday, September 2nd, 2010
I caught a shoplifter red-handed at my local Tesco’s this morning. I was going around the aisles, minding my own business, whistling the theme tune to Fame, when in the last aisle with all the soft drinks etc., I saw a man crouched down stuffing bottles of lemonade into a big hold-all. He didn’t take [...]
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Thursday, September 2nd, 2010
An email I received yesterday: “Hi, I have just left my job as a trainee solicitor – I want to become a teacher instead. I notice you are seeking a career in law. Would it be possible to meet you for a fee less than 150? – e.g. for a half hour appointment? Hopefully I [...]
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