£35 a night if booked in advance; £9 if you manage to grab one in one of their promotions, the Tune hotel opened its doors recently in Westminster. If you’re on a budget gents, you can’t get much cheaper than this in Central London. I’d love to see anybody try.

The Tune Hotel

Bearing in mind gents, what my brand new site looks like, with Kinky La Rue SW1 emblazoned in the top right hand corner along with my phone number.
A phone call I received today: “Hi, can you tell me where you’re based?”