My client and I had a laugh last night. When I went to pull off his sweater at the start of our booking it ripped, literally. I was horrified but he assured me it was okay and that it was a cheap £4 sweater from Primark. Whew!

Gentlemen, when you go to see a lady and your clothes are (figuratively) torn off in the throes of passion, please ensure that you don’t wear anything from Primark, or any other brand cheap clothing store. If nothing else how do you explain that when you get home,lol?