If your sense of humour is anything like mine, you’ll find this show hilarious. If you have Sky or cable, it premiered on Fiver TV last weekend, a cable off-shoot of Channel Five. It’s called Archer. It’s an adult cartoon about a spy. It’s like James Bond, only dirtier, funnier and in 2-D. There was [...]
My client and I had a laugh last night. When I went to pull off his sweater at the start of our booking it ripped, literally. I was horrified but he assured me it was okay and that it was a cheap £4 sweater from Primark. Whew! Gentlemen, when you go to see a lady [...]
That’s it. She gone. After 10 or so years as one of the best (imho) escorts ever, SJ told me over the weekend that she has officially retired from escorting. I kinda saw it coming. After she received her degree and graduated – must be nearly a couple of years ago now – she’s been [...]
I had a no-show this past Saturday. To be fair on the guy it didn’t seem intentional. This was a (would-be) customer from Slovenia who had come to London for the first time and didn’t quite seem to realise how big or busy London is. He’d contacted me initially back at the end of last [...]
It’s been a giggle these past 24hrs, mixed in with a little bit of incredulity. Before I go off to my training this morning I thought I just had to share this with you. I’m not sure if it’s anything to do with the new review. Whenever I get a new one, my bandwidth is [...]
In a previous entry I briefly mentioned how I gave up my Sunday last weekend for an old customer whom I hadn’t seen in well over a year. Well, he was kind enough to write a review on Punternet of our time together. What lovely kind words. Blush blush blush,lol. Thanks “Kareem”. I’ll give up [...]
I just wanted to mark the occassion, in my own way, of 20 years since the release of Nelson Mandela. I still remember the day. 91 years young and still sharp as a tack.
After my ungodly early morning booking of 9am this morning (he turned out to be a lovely chap so I didn’t mind so much) I stopped at Boots to replenish my condom stash as I had run out. As luck would have it, they were doing a two for one on packs of either 12 [...]
…but I’ve taken a booking for tomorrow morning at 9am!! Somebody tell me what possessed me please. Anyway, if anybody’s an early bird and would like a booking tomorrow morning at say, 10.30 (even if it’s short and sweet), please feel free to give me a call. But it’s got to be before my first [...]
This past Sunday I broke my no bookings on a Sunday rule and I made an exception for an old customer whom I hadn’t seen for about a year and a half. And I’m glad I did. Don’t ask me why but the words “yum-yum” sprang to mind when I opened the door to him. [...]