What a morning I had.

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

And there was me having a giggle at the expense of my fellow BBW escort Melody and the maladies of her car when I read her blog last week. I did chortle at the bit when she said the mechanic had shrugged his shoulders and said, “well, it’s a Rover, innit.” I was on my [...]

Bless your cotton socks, thanks for the smile this morning.

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

I just woke up to this text sent late last night: “Any Jan sale? Plz let me kno, got ass 2 die 4.” Apart from the fact that I don’t reply to randomly sent texts, yes, I know I have an ass to die for, but to answer your question no, no January sales. I [...]