I forgot to mention that I got my old bird back from the garage yesterday and I didn’t have to extract any limbs in order to pay for it. It was the clutch cable as the shopkeeper said (bless him, he helped me push the car away from the traffic) but it only cost £60, [...]
And there was me having a giggle at the expense of my fellow BBW escort Melody and the maladies of her car when I read her blog last week. I did chortle at the bit when she said the mechanic had shrugged his shoulders and said, “well, it’s a Rover, innit.” I was on my [...]
I just woke up to this text sent late last night: “Any Jan sale? Plz let me kno, got ass 2 die 4.” Apart from the fact that I don’t reply to randomly sent texts, yes, I know I have an ass to die for, but to answer your question no, no January sales. I [...]
I just wanted to wish all my customers (and customers to be) and readers a Merry Christmas, a Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Hanukkah and any other holiday that’s celebrated around this time of year by all the different faiths. And if you’re in Scotland, Merry Christmas and a happy Hogmanay.
Well, not so much a lightbulb. More like a fluorescent light flickering on and off until it finally kicked in. Oprah would call it an “a-ha” moment. Others would call it an epiphany. I’ve been giving this lots of thought, especially lately with my move into voluntary work. I’ve decided that in addition I’m going [...]
A lovely customer who this afternoon treated himself to me, as a Christmas present, bringing with him a box of cherry bakewells from Sainsbury’s; a whole night spent under the duvet, watching classic CSI on Channel 5 with “Gil Grissom’s” favourite episodes and I’ve just broken open the Drambuie I bought from duty free on [...]
Yes, in all the furore of it being the week before Christmas and going for interviews, I forgot to mention that PC World have given in and sent me a new battery for my laptop. Not only that, I also received a cheque for £53; £35 for filing the complaint and £18 for all the [...]
it’s not in keeping with the rest of my site, but ’tis the season and I’m jolly. I may or may not go back to my old theme. I’ll see how I feel after the holidays. New Year, new start, new theme…..maybe.
Yesterday I went for an interview to do some voluntary work for a voluntary organisation. It seems I passed with flying colours and I start training with them in mid-January. I was actually very pleased with myself, as it’s been quite a while since my last interview and I thought I may have been a [...]
This was the crux of a conversation I had this morning. Gentleman wanted to pay me £100 instead of my already low fee of £140. And guess where this vast and distant town this gentleman was travelling from? Bromley in Kent. For those not familiar with the geography of South London; if you take the [...]