well, unless you’re a client I’ve seen before. Twice in the space of a week I’ve had enquiries which, for different reasons didn’t come to fruition. And I got the impression in both cases that it’s because I’m “just an escort” who they think it’s okay to waste my time. Not just mine but that [...]
The latest novel by Mo Hayder, Skins, arrived in the post this morning. When I opened it, I sighed and I could’ve sworn I also had a little orgasm. Just a mini one. I’ve been waiting ages for her new novel to come out in paperback and it was good to finally have it in [...]
Well, the party’s almost upon me. Unfortunately, one of the ladies, Claudia BBW, won’t be attending. So there’ll just be the three of us, myself, Sara and Ellie. We still have a couple of spaces left for Wednesday night. And as the ratio will still only be 2:1, this is ideal for those of you [...]
There seems to be a resurgence of gentlemen trying to make bookings using public payphones. I’ve had three this week, including one today. Gentlemen, public payphones are much like calling and withholding your number. Security-wise it amounts to the same thing and it won’t get you anywhere. Think about it. This is a vulnerable occupation [...]
…..to bit me in the arse. I received an email this morning from my Newcastle favourite who, it seems, is much of a pedant as I am when it comes to the English language. He points out to me that jewelry is actually spelt with two ‘l’s, not one. You know, even when I was [...]
Those who know me know that I’m quite anally retentive when it comes to English grammar, spelling, etc. I always apologise when I can because I can imagine it can irk somebody when you correct them. I try not to do it unless I’m asked, say to proof-read a website for somebody. I’m by no [...]
Over the past few weeks I’ve been taking bookings from young gentlemen. When I say young, I mean in their teens and early twenties. If you’ve been reading my musings you’d have remembered the 18yr old virgin I had a few weeks ago. Then a couple of weeks ago, just before I went to Edinburgh, [...]
I thought about it and I think it’s so funny, I’ve take the picture that my client in Edinburgh took and put it on my main site. You know, the one where he’s photoshopped a postcode onto my arse. It’s on the main page near the bottom (ha, bottom, geddit?) where I’ve swapped my old [...]
Up and at ‘em for an early flight back home this morning. Honestly, if I had known about the hotel’s late check-out policy on a Sunday, I think I would’ve taken advantage of it and got a later flight. Me and 6am on a Sunday morning really do not mix well. And don’t laugh, I [...]
Even though I had one no-show early this morning (even though he had called to confirm less than an hour to the appointed time) I still had a wonderful facesitting session with my 2pm who “doesn’t do this very often.” So I’m chuffed that he chose me with which to treat himself. Hopefully he’s gone [...]