Caller: How much for ten minutes?
Me: Sorry, ten minutes of what?
Caller: Ten minutes of sex.
Me: £140
Unsuprisingly the phone goes dead.
Who on earth can fit sex into 10 minutes? Why would anybody want to?
Don't push me, I'm a woman on the edge…..
A phone call I had today.
Caller: How much for ten minutes?
Me: Sorry, ten minutes of what?
Caller: Ten minutes of sex.
Me: £140
Unsuprisingly the phone goes dead.
Who on earth can fit sex into 10 minutes? Why would anybody want to?