And I really mean virgin as in, hasn’t had sex prior to coming to see me. Not only that but he was only 18 too. He did tell me this in our correspondence as I had asked him to bring ID, but he neglected to inform that he was also a virgin. He told me [...]
all rolled into one. Yesterday I had two bookings early in the day. A 9.30am and a 12.30pm. My 9.30 called at exactly 9.30 to tell me he was still at his hotel in the Embankment and that he’d be running late. No problem I says. Give me a call when you can to let [...]
Yesterday I had a client who, not only had never seen an escort before, but who’d also never had sex with a BBW before. But it had always been a fantasy of his. He was a bit overwhelmed with the size of everything on me, my boobs, my arse, my thighs… To say he enjoyed [...]
Picking up the last box of bakewell tarts from Marks and Spencer’s this morning. And buying Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol for £5.99 from WH Smith’s instead of paying a tenner.
Different cakes but don’t we big-boobed girls think alike?
….by Michael in Newcastle. He asked me over the weekend if I’ve gone on strike with my blog. Of course I haven’t gone on strike. I know it’s been a week or so since my last entry. But I’m not one of those women who writes what I think are frivolous fritterings. I try to [...]
And I’m in the mood for a spot more face-sitting…or a bit of the other. So if you’re around about that time tomorrow and you don’t mind popping into Victoria, give me a call. In other news, bookings for Edinburgh are going well. Thursday (5th) morning/early afternoon is booked until after 2pm as is Saturday [...]
Written with permission. Yesterday’s customer, D. Half the size of me. A fit 50-something, looks at least 10yrs younger. Yum. A little bit nervous, a bit overwhelmed by the size of my arse. Methinks I better take it slow with this one. He said he’d like a bit of facesitting. He hadn’t tried it much [...]
Caller: How much for ten minutes? Me: Sorry, ten minutes of what? Caller: Ten minutes of sex. Me: £140 Unsuprisingly the phone goes dead. Who on earth can fit sex into 10 minutes? Why would anybody want to?