A compliment paid to me today by a gentleman calling wanting a booking for this afternoon. It was a bit short notice so I couldn’t oblige. Shame, I don’t mind Sunday bookings, but preferably booked in advance. My arse has been called plenty of things in their time, but never “a magnificent pair of buttocks”. [...]
….to get the juices flowing. This evening’s customer wanted dirty sex. So that’s what I gave him. Rude, horny, kinky, dirty sex. He called me a horrible, sadistic bitch, I called him an ODB: old dirty bastard. Epithets and name-calling a plenty. Fantastic!
As always. Bookings are coming in for my upcoming tour to Manchester. Late Thursday afternoon is already booked, and, as it stands at the moment, is the whole of Saturday. But I have nothing booked in for Friday 14th just yet. So if you can sneak away for an hour or so gents, I’d love [...]
……at the exact time and date of 07/08/09 at 10:11am 12sec? Me? I was catching up with my emails watching the moment Sky News captured this monumental and mathematical time in our lives:
I had a booking today with a customer who’s seen the new pictures on my site. I think I can safely say that his favourite picture might’ve been the one with my huge arse. He was totally obsessed by it for the duration of the booking. Not that I’m complaining. It’s always lovely when certain [...]
What the heck, I hear you say! Well, I thought why not. What with the brand new pictures on my site I thought I might also update my blog theme as well. Isn’t it pretty? And no, I haven’t turned girly. But it’s always nice to have a bit of a change don’t you think? [...]
Including one I’ve dedicated to a special customer up in Scotland. I wonder if he’ll figure out which one it is. I think I’ve encapuslated the kinky-sexy look I was going for. There’s a lovely one of my huge arse that’ll hopefully get the dedicated facesitters and oficionados of huge peachy arses foaming at the [...]
I thought it was time to update my pictures on my website, so I nagged persuaded SJ to take some new ones for me last week. She’s taken my last two sets and I’m always happy with her results. Anyway, I was going for the kinky-sexy look and I reckon I’ve achieved it. The new [...]