Don't push me, I'm a woman on the edge…..
“A magnicficent pair of buttocks.”
A compliment paid to me today by a gentleman calling wanting a booking for this afternoon. It was a bit short notice so I couldn’t oblige. Shame, I don’t mind Sunday bookings, but preferably booked in advance.
My arse has been called plenty of things in their time, but never “a magnificent pair of buttocks”. I love it. I think I’ll use it in my advertising.
There’s nothing like a bit of name-calling….
….to get the juices flowing.
This evening’s customer wanted dirty sex. So that’s what I gave him. Rude, horny, kinky, dirty sex. He called me a horrible, sadistic bitch, I called him an ODB: old dirty bastard. Epithets and name-calling a plenty. Fantastic!
Manchester’s looking good.
As always. Bookings are coming in for my upcoming tour to Manchester. Late Thursday afternoon is already booked, and, as it stands at the moment, is the whole of Saturday. But I have nothing booked in for Friday 14th just yet. So if you can sneak away for an hour or so gents, I’d love to hear from you. Let’s see what we can do with a couple of bakewell tarts. One idea already illustrated in my new pictures: 
Tea and Tarts, sir?
Where were you this morning….
……at the exact time and date of 07/08/09 at 10:11am 12sec?
Me? I was catching up with my emails watching the moment Sky News captured this monumental and mathematical time in our lives:
A snapshot in time
Well, the new pictures seem to be working!
I had a booking today with a customer who’s seen the new pictures on my site. I think I can safely say that his favourite picture might’ve been the one with my huge arse. He was totally obsessed by it for the duration of the booking. Not that I’m complaining. It’s always lovely when certain parts of my anatomy gets so much attention.
Bring it on I say. 
Yes, yes, I know.
What the heck, I hear you say!
Well, I thought why not. What with the brand new pictures on my site I thought I might also update my blog theme as well. Isn’t it pretty? And no, I haven’t turned girly. But it’s always nice to have a bit of a change don’t you think? Especially as it seems I spend a lot of time on this part of the site.
Michael in Newcastle texted me this morning to say he loves the new pictures. Thank you, lovely. It’s good to know that my new pictures are well received. A big thank you again to SJ for taking them and a big thank you to my webmistress for all the hard work she’s put into my site. A gem of a gem.
I promise I’ll stop mucking about with the site now. Well, I might still have a tinker on the blog, just change some of the headers, install a calender, that sort of thing. Just little things.
Night night.
My new pictures are up.
Including one I’ve dedicated to a special customer up in Scotland. I wonder if he’ll figure out which one it is.
I think I’ve encapuslated the kinky-sexy look I was going for. There’s a lovely one of my huge arse that’ll hopefully get the dedicated facesitters and oficionados of huge peachy arses foaming at the gills.
This picture didn’t make it to the final cut, but for those dedicated to reading my blog and putting up with my moans, groans and gripes for the past year, thank you and enjoy:
Ahem! Drum roll please.
I thought it was time to update my pictures on my website, so I nagged persuaded SJ to take some new ones for me last week. She’s taken my last two sets and I’m always happy with her results.
Anyway, I was going for the kinky-sexy look and I reckon I’ve achieved it. The new pictures will be on my site in the next couple of days. Meanwhile, here’s a sampler:
Lounging - as you do.
