There’s nothing like a bit of name-calling….

Friday, August 7th, 2009

….to get the juices flowing. This evening’s customer wanted dirty sex. So that’s what I gave him. Rude, horny, kinky, dirty sex. He called me a horrible, sadistic bitch, I called him an ODB: old dirty bastard. Epithets and name-calling a plenty. Fantastic!

Manchester’s looking good.

Friday, August 7th, 2009

As always. Bookings are coming in for my upcoming tour to Manchester. Late Thursday afternoon is already booked, and, as it stands at the moment, is the whole of Saturday. But I have nothing booked in for Friday 14th just yet. So if you can sneak away for an hour or so gents, I’d love [...]

Where were you this morning….

Friday, August 7th, 2009

……at the exact time and date of 07/08/09 at 10:11am 12sec? Me? I was catching up with my emails watching the moment Sky News captured this monumental and mathematical  time in our lives: