Archive for August 7th, 2009

….to get the juices flowing.

This evening’s customer wanted dirty sex. So that’s what I gave him. Rude, horny, kinky, dirty sex. He called me a horrible, sadistic bitch, I called him an ODB: old dirty bastard. Epithets and name-calling a plenty. Fantastic!

As always. Bookings are coming in for my upcoming tour to Manchester. Late Thursday afternoon is already booked, and, as it stands at the moment, is the whole of Saturday. But I have nothing booked in for Friday 14th just yet. So if you can sneak away for an hour or so gents, I’d love to hear from you. Let’s see what we can do with a couple of bakewell tarts. One idea already illustrated in my new pictures: ;-)

Tea and Tarts, sir?

Tea and Tarts, sir?

……at the exact time and date of 07/08/09 at 10:11am 12sec?

Me? I was catching up with my emails watching the moment Sky News captured this monumental and mathematical  time in our lives:

A snapshot in time

A snapshot in time