What a difference a day makes.

Yesterday I had a wonderful dinner date with a lovely gentleman who had read my previous entry and probably took pity on me. I see this customer once a year, regular like clockwork, every summer, to indulge in his proclivity, namely me.

On the recommendation of my landlady we went to a lovely Greek restaurant for a dinner where the portions were huge and the prices were reasonable. If any client would like a recommendation for a lovely Greek meal at reasonable prices near my working flat in Victoria, please drop me a line.

The company was lovely. We caught up with what was going on in our lives since we last saw each other a year ago. We both had the Dover Sole accompanied with a bottle of Pinot Grigio, not too sweet, not too dry; perfect with the chargrilled fish. We then had a leisurely walk back to the flat where we got down to working off the dinner.

We then had our parting of the ways, he back to Sussex, me back to Surrey. On taking a taxi home from the train station, I didn’t even let the impromptu advice from the taxi driver put me off my good mood. “You have a really lovely personality,” Mr. Taxi Driver says as I left him fare plus tip, and probably because I said my thank yous where appropriate and he may not’ve been used to that sort of behaviour. “But try and lose a few pounds.”

Oh Mr. Taxi Driver. If you only knew how I made my living. I make my living because of my meaty arse that men like to get hold of, my juicy thighs that men like to get inbetween and my bountiful bosom that men like to lose their face in. Lose weight? I think not, sir. But thank you for your advice all the same. And thank you “D”, for a wonderful evening. Hope you got home safely and this time with less delays on the train.

On a final note, I would like to apologise to those who thought my last entry was utter misery. Yes, it was, but that was exactly how I felt on Tuesday, and this is what this blog signifies, my thoughts and feelings, on this job and anything else that attracts my attention. It was a day in the life of an escort, and it was one of those days. It isn’t always sweetness and light, there is also the somewhat darker side to this job, and I’d be doing myself and those that read my blog regularly a disservice if I didn’t enter my true thoughts about my days as an escort. It was written from the heart, like every other entry I have made before that. I hope you understand.

I still do plan to leave when I can, I’m afraid that feeling hasn’t changed. But I’ll make sure to take with me the sort of happy memories created last night, not to mention other great times I’ve had with clients and leave the other stuff behind.

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I think I can safely say….

….that today was the worst day I’ve ever had in seven and a half years of being an escort. I’m not going to rant or rave, I’m now past that, plus it helped having a moan in SJ’s ear earlier.

You know that old adage “whatever can go wrong, will go wrong?” Let’s just say that today, in the midst of cancellations, no-shows, and really strange timewasting phone calls: “Hello, are you free at the moment?” “Why yes, I’ve just had a cancellation and I happen to be free right now.” “Oh, I’m going to have to call you back”!!!…and I will fondly remember the polite gentleman who hung up on me in mid-sentence whilst trying to explain to him that my Domination services might be too tame for his needs….in the midst of it all, I’ve made a firm promise to myself to not stay in this business longer than is absolutely necessary. The nonsense I endured today just wore down my psyche.

I’ve signed up for a course in September. I won’t say what because I don’t want to give too much of myself away, but you’re welcome to guess. But I’m hoping what I can gain from the course will be my ticket out.

I did have a last minute booking this evening at 6 with a customer I’ve seen quite a few times. And again, let’s just say it’s a good thing his usual thing is Domination, because boy was I in the mood. I’m not sure he’s ever seen me so worked up.

It really is a good thing that most of my clients have been lovely, polite, well-mannered wonderful gentlemen that have tittilated me no end over the years. But I guess there’s always that one percent isn’t there, that thinks it’s all fun and games wasting an escort’s time. Yes, it is part and parcel of this business but a gal has her limits. I think it’s in everybody’s best interest (including mine) that I don’t answer the phone tomorrow,lol.

Seven and a half years….time to scratch that itch.

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Here’s one in the eye for Goliath.

Just watching BBC Breakfast News this morning and an item came on about a singer going on tour with his band whose guitar was broken by United Airlines baggage handlers. Apparently he’d tried to complain and get some sort of compensation for his guitar but United stood their ground and said no, he wasn’t entitled to anything. So what did Dave Carroll the singer do? Why, composed a song about his year long experience with United and put it on YouTube of course.

The irony is that it’s become an instant hit on YouTube (the band’s first) and it has effectively wiped £180m off United Airline’s share prices. Yep, you heard me, £180million.  And all they had to do was replace the man’s guitar. That’ll teach them not to listen to the little man, the all important consumer. Brilliant stuff:

One small step for man…..

If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’ll know that today is the 40th anniversary of Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong landing on the moon. I have no recollection of it myself, but it’s been great watching various tv programmes and news items with bits of film and photos. There is a documentary tonight on the Discovery Channel but alas, I’ll miss it as I have a booking this evening. I’m hoping it’ll be repeated at some point soon. I wonder if the conspiracy theorists have any new ones.

In other news, more history has been made. In the cricket, England beat Australia at Lord’s today. The last time we did it?  In 1934, 75 years ago. That’s one down, three to go.

Moon Landing

Moon Landing

How about this for forward thinking!

Do you remember an entry I made recently regarding ageism and sexism in telly when Strictly Come Dancing’s Arlene Philips was sacked in favour of much younger and less experienced in the field Alesha Dixon? And do you remember the comparisons I made with older male newsreaders outlasting their female counterparts on the telly? I cited Jon Snow from Channel 4 and Bill Turnbull from BBC Breakfast News as examples.

I’ve just been reading today’s Daily Mirror. I didn’t read yesterday’s but it seems they have launched an appeal to bring Arlene back, which prompted them to conduct their own little investigation.

They have an article called “Old Boys’ Networks”, and they basically mirrored my thoughts from my entry on the 14th. Spooky or what?!  They conducted an analysis on all the major channels day by day, Jon Snow and Bill Turnbull illustrated just a couple of their examples. They found that on Channel 4 the average age gap difference is 10yrs between men and women. And the biggest gap on a single day was today (Saturday), where male presenters have an average age of 60, compared to 27 for women.

I notice it’s a bit different in the States. The likes of Diane Sawyer and Barbra Walters are considered institutions. Even in their everyday news I notice the maturity of some of the anchorwomen. I’m not sure if she’s still going, but I remember up until last year 64yr old  anchorwoman Sue Simmons was still leading the evening news on their own Channel 4, NBC. I remember watching her 25yrs ago when I first went to the States! I couldn’t believe it when I saw her again last year when I went on holiday.

Don’t get me wrong. Whilst I love older men, in my job and watching them on telly (especially the more distinguished), does the article not prove that sexism and ageism is rife in TV today? C’mon telly, give us more mature birds a chance. How about tipping the scales a little more our way. We’ve still got life left in us y’know. I’m sure I have a few customers who will atest to that.

Now I’m off to make some Horlicks.

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Bit of a scare today!

Had a client this morning, whom I call “My Newcastle Favourite.”  I’ve been seeing him regularly every 3-4 months for the past 5 years, ever since my days in Caterham in Surrey.

And for the first time today, he suffered what is commonly known as an “orgasm headache”. Only he didn’t realise what it was. Very strange though. He’s in his 50’s and says he’s never had one before and I have to say, in the 5 five years I’ve been seeing him, he’s never had one in my company. So we had a bit of a panic today when he suffered his first one after he *ahem* arrived. It was a good thing that I’d heard about them and I figured that that’s what he suffered, especially as it happened the same time he climaxed.

He did have to rest for a bit and I rushed to get him some water and I put the fan on as it was quite warm in the flat this morning. In a few minutes the headache completely disappeared.

We had a bit of a break and did a bit of catching up with each other as we normally do, but in no time he was ready to go (he doesn’t think he’s a stud, but he his). He was a bit worried about the headaches though, so we took our time. He did indeed climax again, but he said that the headache wasn’t as intense as the first one, which sounded about right.

I told him to Google “orgasm headaches” next time he’s at the computer and he’ll see it’s nothing to worry about. It seems  it can happen at anytime in a man’s life.

And of course “Newcastle Favourite” was back in the office with a smile on his face, headache forgotten.

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I need a man!

I know, I can’t get enough.

I have a booking tomorrow morning (Friday) at 10am for an hour and a half. If you’re about in the Victoria/Belgrave area around midday why  don’t you drop by, even if it’s for a quick one. Give me a bell either today or before the phone’s switched off at 10 in the morning.

I feel old.

Just watching topical debate show The Wright Stuff on Five this morning and one of the topics being hotly discussed was sixty-something Strictly Come Dancing’s Arlene Philips, a cheorographer of some 35yrs, (Hot Gossip anybody?) being replaced by 30 year old less experienced Alesha Dixon, who’s only experience is that she won Strictly (in the States think Dancing with the Stars).

Entertainment-wise it doesn’t really bother me that much as I don’t watch the show. I’m one of the sad individuals that watches The X-Factor. But, they did the same thing last year on that show too, replacing fifty-something year old judge Sharon Osbourne, who’s been in the business longer than her replacement’s (Cheryl Cole) age. Cheryl’s experience is that she won a similar reality show, Popstars, The Rivals. From that she’s now part of an all-girl band, Girls Aloud borne from the show.

Strictly Come Dancing seems to be causing more of a stir than the X-Factor. With the X-Factor Sharon Osbourne approved of her replacement, indeed, touted her to creator and boss Simon Cowell. But the BBC are  also accused of sexism. Cries of “why couldn’t they replace 80 year old Bruce Forsyth or get rid of fellow male judge 55yr old Len Goodman. Why Arlene?”

Methinks that part of the reason for replacing Arlene is down to ratings, as traditionally the X-Factor is on at the same time as Strictly on a Saturday night. Since Sharon left and Cheryl took over, apparently ratings have soared and ITV has trounced the BBC on those Saturday nights. So I guess the BBC thought they’d do the same.

Basically, beauty and inexperience has replaced maturity and experience. Maybe it’s because I’ve just celebrated a birthday so this is bothering me more than usual. But has anybody noticed that all the more mature female newsreaders have slowly disappeared as well? Moira Stewart, Angela Rippon, Selina Scott? But male readers of the same age are still about. Jon Snow on Channel 4. Bill Turnbull on the BBC morning news?

Do you reckon there’s a fetish for zimmer frames, anyone?

Manchester.

Well, everything’s booked and I’ll be staying in one of my favourite cities on the 13th August through to the 16th. That’s  from Thursday to Sunday morning. I’ve already written to a couple of my favourite clients up there and they’re happy to know I’ll be paying the North a visit again, even though I was in two minds about visiting again. I might even give the Arndale Shopping Centre a miss this time and go and visit the Trafford Centre, maybe even do a tour of Old Trafford, who knows. Work has always prevented me before.

I lowered my London prices by a tenner when I was there last December, which went down very well with the cost-conscious. I reckon I’ll do the same again. After all, it’s cheaper touring up north than it is down south. And I’m quite chuffed that I found a website selling cut price train tickets from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly. It does help booking well in advance.

And talk about booking in advance, I just missed a corker there. I booked my usual hotel about a week before the new footie fixtures were published. I took another look and they’ve added an extra £40 for the Saturday night. I totally forgot that the new season starts on the 15th August with the Charity Shield.  Lucky or wot! I don’t even know how busy the Saturday would be up in Manc., but I’ve never stayed the weekend before and I thought it might be a nice change. I’m just glad I’m an early bird that caught the worm.

And I wonder if I’ll see that gent that was kind enough to feed me tea and sandwiches after my long  journey up from London last time in December. What a thoughtful thing to do. And it was very much appreciated as I literally was cold and hungry when I got to Manc.

Anyway, Manchester in August it is. If there are any lovely northern gents that won’t be going away on holiday and would love a bit of slap and tickle with this early bird, do drop me a line or give me a call.

I’m very much looking forward to it.xx

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Happy Birthday, Big Ben!

This weekend the most famous bells in GB celebrates its 150th birthday. What an icon. Happy birthday BB.

A rainbow over Big Ben

A rainbow over Big Ben

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