I know! Do what today’s client did and spread it all over himself and me. Not much of a mess was made. We’d put down two sheets of plastic on the bed and all the action took place on there.
It tasted lovely but in the end it didn’t really spread that well the more we tried to rub it into each other’s bodies. Not really the right consistency and my client nearly went blind getting a bit of chocolate spread in his eye when he rubbed his face on my boobs, bless him,lol. But it was great fun squished together in the shower washing it off of each other, especially getting it out of certain *cough* crevices. And I still felt a wee bit squeeky walking home, if you know what I mean. I had to take another shower when I got in.
What a great way to spend a hot and sticky Tuesday morning though. Next time, custard, apparently. It’s a softer consistency. Oooh, I say!