I know! Do what today’s client did and spread it all over himself and me. Not much of a mess was made. We’d put down two sheets of plastic on the bed and all the action took place on there. It tasted lovely but in the end it didn’t really spread that well the more [...]
Whilst at the Museum of Natural History I stopped in the Charles Darwin gift shop and bought a fridge magnet which had the following saying: “An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men”. Charles Robert Darwin I thought it was a good [...]
The start of my weekend was marred by the sudden death of Michael Jackson the day before. Shock doesn’t even begin to describe how I felt at hearing the news at a quarter to midnight last Thursday night. Even given his troubles in his personal life, there was no doubt he was a musical and [...]