Do you think I could get away with the same?

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Man shoots his wife accidently in the foot.

It gives me an idea. Next time we go for a ramble, I’ll take my partner out into the woods, shoot him in the foot and swear blind it was an accident and that it was nothing to do with the fact that he forgot to buy me flowers for St. Valentine’s Day.

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