Written with permission. Whilst I was carrying out my *cough* handiwork during the second hour of our appointment last night, my client engaged himself in some deep tantric breathing, which I had no idea of until after the event. As he was, um, arriving, he then suddenly slapped his hand to his head and said [...]
A bloke in Nigeria taking Man. Utd’s defeat a little too seriously. All I can say is, wow!
I ended up doing a couple of great bookings this afternoon; a facesitting session that my client extended by another half an hour and an old customer who’d read my previous blog entry and volunteered to be my 2.30 (or 2.45 as it turned out). Both bookings worked out really well. The first one was, [...]
In the end, Man. Utd were outplayed, out-classed and out-manoeuvred by the better team. I have to say that Barcelona deserved to win. Man Utd. were down 1-0 ten minutes into the game and I think they were deflated from then on. At 70mins it was 2-0 with a wicked header by that little bloke [...]
I have a facesitting session booked for this Thursday at 1pm for an hour. One thing I do know after such a session is that I’m always left feeling a bit frustrated, if you know what I mean. So if you’re around in the Victoria/Belgrave area, say 2.30pm, do pop in for a visit, obviously [...]
Just kidding!! Well, almost,lol. Last Friday as it was such a pleasant day, I made plans to go to the Tate Gallery in Central London. I got off at London Bridge and I thought I’d take a walk through Borough St. Market first as I hadn’t been there in about a year. Oh, they had [...]
Ooooh, I’m so tempted to do Manchester one more time. I’ve had a couple of phone calls in the past couple of weeks, asking me when am I coming up to Manchester. I did say that I had no plans for revisiting my favourite place up north, but I couldn’t help but think more about [...]
Concerning withheld numbers/phone boxes and that all too important element in this illustrious job of mine, discretion. Do you remember the saga I wrote previously, about the guy that did a runner when he got to the flat. He’d made the booking by public telephone, which I didn’t cotton onto at the time. If I [...]
It was a good day yesterday. Man Utd. retained their premiership title after drawing 0-0 with Arsenal. They only needed one more point. So they took it easy and kept Arsenal at bay. I know one of my favourite customers who supports Arsenal won’t be too pleased. I’ll have to kiss his wounds when I [...]
As in, I’ve been tinkering around with my site, or rather, my webmistress has been having a bit of a tinker on my behalf (it was still hard work though, I had to update each day one by one). I’ve now added a diary to my website. Have a look, didn’t she do well? I [...]