I have a booking tomorrow lunch-time between 12-1pm. For the more, shall we say, economically-challenged, I’d be happy to squeeze you in around 1.30-2pm for either say, half an hour for £80, or £45mins for £110.

If you’re in the area tomorrow, please do give me a bell. I’d love to do more than squeeze you. Although I have a bit of a dodgy knee at the moment (damn housework), so it’ll be more like a one-sided squeeze. But don’t underestimate the power of my thighs.

I’ve just been reminded by watching Phil and Fern on This Morning. The guest cook was making a wicked-looking steak and ale pie in honour of the day. To those who celebrate it, have a great day today.

Keep your celebrations down to a roar though, eh! I’m not sure how receptive Westminster Council would be to wake up tomorrow morning to find the River Thames had been dyed green like they do in Chicago.

It does look great though, doesn’t it?

Happy St. Patrick's Day in Chicago