Kinky La Rue

I’m just watching This Morning on ITV with Phil and Fern, and Phil mentioned the word “merkin”, which then led to a female co-presenter looking very embarrassed. I didn’t know what a merkin was but what with the lady presenter looking embarrassed I knew it was something naughty. So I looked it up.

Taken from Dictionary.com:

merkin: false hair for the female pudenda.

But I bet some of you clever clogs out there knew that already. What baffles me is that there’s such a thing in existence in the first place *insert shocked look here.*

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