I like this one: The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, “Put those on.” The bride replies, “I can’t wear your trousers.” [...]
Yesterday I had an old customer that I hadn’t seen in years. Not old as in his age, old as in he saw me way back when I used to be “Brandy”. And that was about 3yrs ago at least. It was like seeing an old friend that I met up with for an illicit [...]
When you’ve left a booking that was particularly awesome to the point that you have a little skip in your step? And not just that, but you still smell the musky odour on you that you’ve just engaged in rampant sex and you think that little smile playing around the corner of your lips will [...]
One of SJ’s longtime customers has requested his own private party next month. Get this, it’s going to be four of us ladies….and just him….for four hours. Can you imagine how knackered he’ll be the next day?? He wanted five of us, but alas one of the other ladies he requested couldn’t make it. I’ve [...]
…..I would love to hear from you for some advice on where to stay. Either that or anybody that has stayed in the LA area before. My flights and hotel accommodation are already booked for my tour in April, but it’s been one of those lazy net-surfing days and I’ve found a great deal at [...]
We tried to re-arrange our booking for today after the onslaught of the snow yesterday, but he didn’t call to confirm. I guess he got fed-up with the whole thing. It probably would’ve taken me goodness knows how long to get to Enfield anyway. It seems to be one of those things that wasn’t meant [...]
One of Friday’s customer texted me last night to rectify something I had said on my blog. It was the second lovely gent who had asked me what his penis had tasted like.Yes, that gentleman,lol He would like it to be known that the only reason why had studied the map on Punternet so hard [...]
….who called me on a Sunday evening for a booking? I had apologised to him on here and again when he called. Well, the saga continues. It seems he wasn’t frightened by my sharp tongue last Sunday night. He had called later on in the week to rearrange an appointment for last Thursday. I said [...]