The more, shall we say, surreal side of escort life.
Saturday, February 14th, 2009I know I spoke this week about a couple of wonderful bookings I had. You know what they say about taking the rough with the smooth. I received this email last night:
” is that your real photo if it is reply to me and r u based in victoria station in central london and r you a real women or a transvestite”
And a phone call I took earlier this week:
Gentleman:”…..Who does the facesitting, you on me or me on you?”
Me: “It would be me. It’s not something I’d allow.”
Gentleman: “I want to put my bum-hole over your nostrils so you can’t breathe and…..”
I didn’t hear the rest as I’d hung up by then. Then he had the temerity to try and call back!
Charming, eh?!
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