•    The more, shall we say, surreal side of escort life.   

    Posted by Kinky on 02.14.09 0 comments

    I know I spoke this week about a couple of wonderful bookings I had. You know what they say about taking the rough with the smooth. I received this email last night:

    ” is that your real photo if it is reply to me and r u based in victoria station in central london and r you a real women or a transvestite”

    And a phone call I took earlier this week:

    Gentleman:”…..Who does the facesitting, you on me or me on you?”

    Me: “It would be me. It’s not something I’d allow.”

    Gentleman: “I want to put my bum-hole over your nostrils so you can’t breathe and…..”

    I didn’t hear the rest as I’d hung up by then. Then he had the temerity to try and call back!

    Charming, eh?!

  •    Here’s one for Valentine’s Day. Or maybe not.   

    Posted by Kinky on 02.14.09 0 comments
    Taken from MSN News:
    Love-struck hijack hoaxer jailed.

    A Dutch man who made a hoax hijack call to stop his ex-girlfriend flying to Turkey with her new boyfriend has been jailed for six months.
    The Transavia jet bound for Bodrum, Turkey was held for hours on Rotterdam Airport’s runway with all passengers and crew on board after the man called police to say al Qaida planned to hijack it.
    The call sparked a terror alert at the airport as police searched the aircraft for weapons or explosives.