•    Dirty joke of the day!   

    I like this one:

    The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

    He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, “Put those on.”

    The bride replies, “I can’t wear your trousers.”

    He replies, “And don’t forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!”

    The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, “Try those on!”

    He replies,”I can’t get into your knickers!”

    “And you never bloody will if you don’t change your attitude.”

  •    Another good day yesterday, including compliments on my blog.   

    Yesterday I had an old customer that I hadn’t seen in years. Not old as in his age, old as in he saw me way back when I used to be “Brandy”. And that was about 3yrs ago at least. It was like seeing an old friend that I met up with for an illicit afternoon of sex before he went back to work.

    “Bob” (I’ll call him Bob, because of his love of motorbikes, you know, Bloke On a Bike, geddit) hadn’t changed a bit, still cuddly and gorgeous. Luckily he said I looked as gorgeous as usual. It would’ve been a bad start to the appointment had he said otherwise wouldn’t it,lol.

    “Bob” and I chatted like old friends and caught up with what’s been going on in each other’s life.  He said that he read a few escorts’ blogs and he thought mine was very interesting and very well-written, and intelligent to boot. I do have my moments,lol. It meant a lot because a) it came from a long-time customer who I was fond of and b) it also meant that I’m doing this right.

    It does worry me sometimes that I might sound boring or a bit self-indulgent, or even just rambling. The thing is, when you’re writing you do tend to forget that there are people out there reading what you’ve written and it would be awful if people got the wrong impression of me. So to hear from a client that he was impressed by my blog really made my day. I’m actually quite pleased with it, if I may say so.

    I do notice though, that I haven’t posted any dirty jokes of late. I must rectify that immediately.