I had an interesting day yesterday.
Saturday, January 31st, 2009Posted with permission
I had two bookings with two customers that were very interesting each in their own way.
The first was a young Black man who was built like a brickhouse. I mean he was huge. He reminded me of Frank Bruno. His shoulders was twice the size of his waist. He was a bouncer/PA who worked for various clubs around the city. As huge as he was, he reminded me of an excitable child who’d just found a stash of forgotten sweets in his bedroom. He was softly spoken but when ready could drag me towards him with one hand, as big and tall as I am. I must admit I was well turned on. Usually it’s me that’s in control and takes the lead in bookings, but only at the customer’s request, which is most of the time. So it made a refreshing change being the one slung about on the bed. Very sweaty,lol.
The second booking was a lot calmer and more sedate. He was a lovely older gent that seemed to just want more of the girlfriend experience, kisses, cuddles and all that sweet stuff. But he would say the oddest things.
Whilst in the middle of me performing *ahem* fellatio on the gentleman, he asked me: “what does my penis taste like?” Talk about killing the mood,lol. Well, I wasn’t quite sure what to say. I laughed a lot, because in 7 years I have never been asked that question before. Most men are in the throes of passion, some more vocally than others, yes. But to stop and ask questions in the middle of an act (and such an odd question), well, that’s priceless. I’m still giggling about it now.
Later on in the booking, he compared me to a map. He had found me via Punternet, and my listing on there includes a map of where I’m located so prospective clients can see where I am. Apparently he’s a big fan of maps and he studied it very closely. I even got the impression that he studied it more than he studied my pictures,lol.
I asked him if I could mention our time together on my blog, as this is just one of those things that’s interesting and funny enough to write about. As promised, no names are mentioned. But then again, of course I never do.
It’s why I love this job so much. I know it sounds really cliched, but I really do meet some interesting people.
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