Kinky La Rue

…..that you need a GPS to find her fanny, because her arse is so huge (this was coming in from the back way, if you know what I mean). And then expect them to take it as a compliment. At least, never tell someone who isn’t proud of exactly just how huge her arse is.

This was Friday’s customer, who’d never had a BBW in his life. I was his very first, so the backhanded compliments came full and plenty. “God, you’re so BIG”, as if I wasn’t exactly aware of my own body. “I’ve never seen anything like this”, he said as he kneaded my boobs, my stomach and my arse. I felt like a lump of dough by the time I left, ready to be popped into the oven. But I do realise he meant well, and I didn’t take it personally. I’m made of tougher stuff than that. Just not the doughy stuff.

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