Posted with permission I had two bookings with two customers that were very interesting each in their own way. The first was a young Black man who was built like a brickhouse. I mean he was huge. He reminded me of Frank Bruno. His shoulders was twice the size of his waist. He was a [...]
I took a phone call last night around 10.15, thinking it might be an enquiry for later on in the week. It was a request for an outcall to Enfield there and then. Although I was polite I was firm in telling the gent that, for a few reasons, there was no way I’d come [...]
…..that you need a GPS to find her fanny, because her arse is so huge (this was coming in from the back way, if you know what I mean). And then expect them to take it as a compliment. At least, never tell someone who isn’t proud of exactly just how huge her arse is. [...]
Isn’t it funny. Nobody in the UK wrote and gave any ideas about where to visit. I won’t take it personally *sticks out tongue*. And no P, asking me to “stay in London” does not count,lol. I received emails from a couple of gents in the States, including a request to come to Philidelphia, but [...]
I originally saw this piece on MSN News, but I just had to see if it was on YouTube so I could download here for your amusment. A Romanian quiz-show hostess threw a wobbly because nobody would call in to her show. It was ever so slightly surreal watching it this morning. On the plus [...]
Now, any gentleman that I’ve had the pleasure of seeing knows that I can get pretty naughty and that I’m not easily shocked. But… …I was at my local nail salon today getting my regular pedicure. I usually bring my book of the moment with me (right now it’s Ken Follet’s World Without End, anybody [...]
Today was a “slob” day, I had a busy weekend working. I haven’t ventured far from my bed and couldn’t make it out of my pj’s. What a sexy image, eh gents,lol. Anyway, I’m just watching Living TV on Sky at the moment (if you’re in the US, think Lifetime, it’s very similar). I’ve just [...]
Yeah, right in the middle of a booking yesterday afternoon. I had a client pinned and I was just nibbling ferociously on his ear whilst he was writhing passionately underneath me, when I was overcome with the most awful leg cramp in my thigh. I had to stop and ask the poor client to rub [...]
I’m not sure if it was because it was the holidays but there was a definte sense of urgency in the air last week. Apart from the bookings I took, including a long lovely booking with one of my favourite clients yesterday (that made my day), I had quite a few urgent “I want to [...]