Talking of ho ho hos!

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

From one dirty mind to another, and don’t pretend you’re not out there: This woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tattoo artist says “thats an unusual request. Why do you want [...]

Does your sac(k) need emptying?

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Well, I thought that was funny. Anyway, for those interested I thought I’d let you know of my availability during the holidays: I’ll be available up until Christmas Eve, that’s this Wednesday for those who haven’t realised just how close Christmas is. Then I’ll be taking a break from then on until Saturday 27th, available [...]