Okay gents. Where do you think I should visit next?

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

I’d like to do one tour next year and I’m trying to think where I should go. I was speaking to one of my fellow escort friends this evening and whilst she has a list of where she’s planning on going, I can’t make up my mind.The problem is she’s going to visit a multitude [...]

Well, that was relatively painless.

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

How did your Christmas go? Did you get the pressies you wanted? Was the turkey well and truly stuffed, or was that you? Well, mine was a nice and quiet affair, just the immediate family until yesterday, but they’ve gone to Scotland for the New Year, which means I’m on my own and I can [...]

Merry Kissmas and a Happy New Pair!

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

That’s it for the next few days, gents, back to work on the 28th. May I take this opportunity to wish you all a Merry Christmas. Especially to those gents I’ve seen this year, whether they be my regular oldies but goodies, or gents new to my bodacious curves for the very first time this [...]

Talking of ho ho hos!

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

From one dirty mind to another, and don’t pretend you’re not out there: This woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tattoo artist says “thats an unusual request. Why do you want [...]

Does your sac(k) need emptying?

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Well, I thought that was funny. Anyway, for those interested I thought I’d let you know of my availability during the holidays: I’ll be available up until Christmas Eve, that’s this Wednesday for those who haven’t realised just how close Christmas is. Then I’ll be taking a break from then on until Saturday 27th, available [...]

Hey, my arse looks great in widescreen.

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

I took the plunge and treated myself to a new laptop a couple of weeks ago. I finally got fed-up yelling down to my partner if he was “done on the laptop yet”. I took advantge of PC World more or less throwing their goods at you in one of their sales. I was going [...]

Apparently my blow jobs are legendary:-).

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Talking about Manchester and the parties, I was reminded of a conversation I had with Sarah Jane and fellow escort Sarita last week during our down-time girly chat after Thursday’s party. Sarita and I have shared a customer that I have seen when in Manchester, and apparently he’d asked her if she could give him [...]

Back home and knackered out.

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

I’m back home from my jaunt up to Manchester and I must say I had a great time, as always. I met a couple of lovely new gents who’d been meaning to see me but circumstances dictated otherwise. I know the distance you came so your visits were very much appreciated. And thank you to [...]

This is why I love Manchester!

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Because you get thoughtful and considerate gents like D who bought me a (Ginster’s) sandwich “because he thought I might be hungry after my long trip up from London”. How lovely is that? And many thanks for the Christmas gift. It may not make it home by Wednesday but hey, isn’t that the idea? *big [...]

What a fantastic party!

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

Well, well. What a wonderful time I had. And I hope the gents that went had a good a time as us ladies did. I’m still recovering from our two day reunion party. In fact, after I’ve finished this entry I’m back off to bed. Where do I start? Wednesday night were mostly gents that [...]