I’ve had a think and a bit of a ruminate (not sure if that’s a word but it looks good) and I’ve decided to come up to Manchester for a few days after the party. The dates are to be 7th-10th December, which is a Sunday to Wednesday. I did hope to come later on [...]
I’m not sure if it’s the nature of this job or what, but sometimes I see naughty words where there aren’t any. I was on my way to the flat yesterday morning and I saw an ad for an insurance company called NPL LIFE. Yep, you guessed it, I thought it read NIPPLE. In my [...]
…and with less than a stellar side. C’mon!! Not so great in the world of cricket, nor the rugby for that matter, so please allow me my moment of joy:-).
Even if I do say so myself. I had a booking with one of my favourite clients at Victoria yesterday, and he always likes to see me dress up before he takes everything off,lol. He had been away working for a couple weeks and I hadn’t seen him in a while, and he was feeling [...]
If you’re in the Victoria area tomorrow afternoon (Wednesday) around 1-1.30pm, why don’t you give this gorgeous Black BBW a call so I can put a smile on your face? *07900 848 567*
A bloke and his wife are driving along and sees his mother-in-law being beaten up by six blokes. His wife screams at him, “Get out and help”. The husband answers, “Nah, I think they can manage with six”. Boom boom:-)
…at such short notice, but there’s no harm in trying. I have an early morning booking this morning at 10am for an hour and a half (I hope he’s remembered my Thornton’s). If you happen to be in the area, please feel free to give me a call if you’d like to pop over around [...]
…..a reader that I shall fondly refer to as “J” was highly tickled by my musings on insuring my ass when I discovered to my horror that I had a pimple on it. He sent me this email. I’d like to print it out in full (more or less), as I thought the whole bloody [...]
I know there are fans out there of Pretty Big Escorts who’ve been waiting for the Pretty Big Escorts directory to be relaunched. And I must say I reckon it’s been worth the wait. Things look a little different over there. Ladies ads are now shown in a more blog entry type of way if [...]
….and how much would it cost. Those of you who know me, or known of me, know that part of my marketing includes my arse. I don’t mind telling you that I’ve had many admirers of my ample asset. Yesterday I had a booking with a wonderful guy (aren’t you all!) from Australia and I [...]