Kinky La Rue

Technically I’ve been back a few days but a) I’ve been rushed off my feet and b) my poor computer had to go to the computer doctor for a couple of days. Even my personal mobile phone was playing up yesterday. I thought technology had deserted me. But I’m back, the computer’s back and my phone’s back, so all is right with the world again.

I had a wonderful time away in near 90 degreee weather but I was happy to come back. You know how after a few days you miss the comforts of your own home, your own bed, etc. Well, that was me. The jet lag wasn’t too bad. I got home Sunday around midday, didn’t sleep too much during the day, even though I had little sleep on the plane, but slept 9hrs straight come bedtime. Then I went on a cleaning frenzy on Monday which knocked me spark out Tuesday. But today being Wednesday, I’m pretty much coherent and can now string together the odd sentence or two.

Whilst I’ve been away we’ve had a strong response to Pretty Big Parties and both party days are selling well. Thursday 4th December is selling really well, so if you’re thinking about it gents, I suggest you don’t take too long, honestly. I’m looking forward to seeing the gents that have signed up already, especially those I’ve spoken to personally. And looking forward to seeing some old friends *wink*.

But anyway, it’s good to be back and rambling away on here again. I was going to chat about the latest furore I seemed to have missed whilst I was away concerning Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, but it seems to have been done to death. For those who don’t read the papers or listen to the news, or for readers abroad, just Google the above names to see what I’m talking about. For any American readers, think Howard Stern.

But other than that, it’s good to be home, and good to be back at work. Mwah!

I’m off to Heathrow this afternoon. This time tomorrow morning I’ll be tackling the masses in Terminal 5, oh joy! So there’ll be no more entries from me until I come back a week on Sunday. Oi, I saw you breathing a sigh of relief. *Slap*.

If you’d like to make a booking anytime from the 27th onwards, please feel free to drop me a line nearer to the time and I’ll make sure and answer them as soon as I’m back. Providing I’m coherent after a 9 hour overnight flight.

Anyway gents, have a good weekend, a good week and I’ll see you soon. Mwah.x

After much to-ing and fro-ing, much knashing of teeth and rending our clothes, the Pretty Big Party page is now up on my website. There you will see that the five beautiful BBWs confirmed are SJ, myself, Celine, Kiera and Sarita. The wonderful lady who will be maiding for us and looking after your non-carnal needs (although, who knows?) will be Melody BBW.

All details can now be found here. Give me a call or drop me a line if you’d like an invite.

Three years after our last party together in Oxford, Sarah Jane, Celine and myself are getting together with my colleagues Sarita and Kiera for a one-off Christmas party on the 3rd and 4th December in Central London.

Some of you lovely gents will remember them. They were mainly held in either Central London or Oxford. Oh, and they were fantastic. Do you remember all those lovely sweaty writhing bodies? In the bedrooms, on the sofa, on the floor?? Pah! Who needed a bedroom when there were other available surfaces. As long as it/they was sturdy.

To the golden oldies, you’ll remember that Sarah Jane was the first escort to start BBW parties. She is pretty much the pionneer of them. Her first review on Punternet dates back to 2002 for those who’d like to reminisce, or for those who’ve never been to a BBW party before. I joined them sometime in 2003 when she called for help because there so many horny gentlemen she needed an extra pair of boobs. Other escorts have gone on to hold their own parties since and others have realised that you could run successful BBW parties. So there are quite a few out there now.

The confirmed line-up will include SJ, myself, Celine (she’s not officially a BBW, but she is our honourary one), Sarita and one of Essex’s finest, Kiera. We’re going to hold two 3 hour parties. One in the evening on Wednesday 3rd, maybe around 6pm, and another do in the daytime, sometime around 2pm, I would imagine. Details are still sketchy, as we only finalised plans yesterday (Friday). But please watch this space.

This is a one-off gents, believe me. SJ always said she wouldn’t do anymore, and this week she was finally persuaded by Celine. If nothing else, you’ve got to come and say thanks to Celine for persuading SJ out of party retirement.

And I tell you what, you better get your skates on if you’d like to book a place. Within an hour of SJ putting up an ad on Punternet this morning, one gentlemen has already booked for the evening party. And would you believe it, my lovely client from this morning, mentioned in my previous blog entry, has asked to attend the daytime do. On the rare occasion we came up for air, he had just happened to mention the fact that I didn’t do parties anymore. I thought the timing was hilarious considering we’d only just made up our minds to go ahead the day before. I promised him a sexy Christmas outfit. I better get on with finding a skirt that’ll fit over my ample arse,lol.

If you’d like to attend, you’re welcome to drop me a line or give me a call. Let me know which party you’d like to attend. It’s going to be bloody brilliant! Boobs and arses galore.

Written with kind permission from the client.

I had a booking this morning, yes, Saturday morning, at 10am. Now remember, I don’t live where I work. So this meant I had to get up at 7am for my regular coffee and fruit, get my head around being up at 7am on a Saturday morning, which, believe me, took some time in itself. Then into the shower, where I shaved, scrubbed and exfoliated my way into gorgeousness. Then on my way into Victoria.

Luckily for me, my client turned out to be a lovely chap on his way down from the North East, with a stopover at Victoria.  And let’s just say, without giving away too many naughty details, that he knew how to make it up to me. But I will say that the box of Milk Tray chocolates was also a great touch.

So gents, if you want this gorgeous Black BBW up for an early morning booking, for any day of the week, weekends especially, then I am quite susceptible to being bribed. I daresay the Milk Tray will probably have a cupboard life of about 2 days. So it got me thinking. If you want to keep me sweet, then I’ll have a packet of Thornton’s Milk Chocolate smothered Vanilla fudge please. They’re around £1.89 a packet. They do different ones, but it’s got to be the Milk Chocolate covered Vanilla ones. Then I’m utterly and totally yours and I could do wicked things to you. And whaddya know, as luck would have it, there happens to be a Thornton’s mobile cart in the middle of Victoria Stn, on the way to the flat *Ahem*:-)

And thank you M, for a lovely morning. It is a great way to spend a Saturday morning, isn’t it?

Thornton's Chocolate Smothered Vanilla Fudge

I’ll be at my usual incall base in the Victoria/Belgrave area tomorrow (Thursday) afternoon between 2-4pm. If you’re in the area why not drop by for a quick fumble n’ tumble with this gorgeous Black BBW either before or afterwards whilst I’m there.  I bet you could do with the break. You know there’s no better way to relieve the stress.

Give me a call – 07900 848 567.

I know a lot of you gents read the forum part of the Pretty Big Escorts site. I know there’s a lot of you because you tell me it’s where you found me.

Last week the forum closed down and a couple of you wrote asking where the heck it was,lol. Well, it’s undergoing a bit of a refurbishment. The website owner is doing away with the General chat part of the forum as it was barely used. The other minor parts have gone as well. But he’s been having a bit of a tinker about to make advertising for us lovely BBWs even better than before. It’s going to be in blog format, a bit like this. He’s already used myself and SJ as a couple of guinea pigs and we’re both very impressed at what he has in mind.

The face of the main site will change as well. But not so much that it puts the die-hard fans of Pretty Big Escorts off. It’ll give you a little bit more info on each escort at a glance. From what I’ve seen it’s very well laid out and easy to navigate.

Watch this space:-).

The Pretty Big Escorts Banner

There’s a directory I advertise on called Punternet. Some of you may have heard of it, some may not. It’s where most of us internet-based escorts advertise our “wares”, so to speak. Between you and me, I love having a giggle when I read some of the ladies websites proclaiming to be the best in town, the UK, or the World, depending I guess, on how high their aspirations reach.

I’ve put an ad up today, having a little bit of fun at ladies who do this. I just think it’s hilarious that such acclaimations can be made. How is their popularity measured? What means do they measure said popularity by? Who says they’re the best? And what exactly is the criteria for such a proclamation to be made?

You know what they say about self-praise being no praise at all. Anyway, here is my ad, *bigging* myself up. I did have some fun writing it I have to admit: http://www.punternet.com/db/readmsg.php?msg=89690

Yes, you read my talking incessantly about my visit to Dover with SJ a couple of weeks ago, where not only did I have to keep a straight face whilst lying through my back teeth, but where myself and SJ endlessly squashed and squeezed this poor man into oblivion. But fear not, as far as he was concerned, it was his idea of Nirvana. Well, with the delectable victuals of myself and Sarah Jane on offer, how could it not be. Take a close look and you can just make out the merciful pleas by way of his hand sticking out from underneath my arse. He was only just pretending begging to be let free from my bottom. He loved it really.

I am happy to say that we sent back home with a (squashed) smile on his face, and a happy time was had by all parties. Dover was lovely, and so was our client.

This is just one of my many and varied services I offer. I must admit sometimes I love the straight sex, I love the cuddling, I love the GFE type experience. But I also do love it when customers go beyond “normal” boundaries. It adds to the variety that comes with this job. It makes it something I never get bored with.

P.S. Please forgive the photo quality. It was taken on SJ’s LG *insert derisive snort* Viewty mobile phone.