I’ll be going away on holiday from the 17th October, coming back on the 26th. Back to work on the 27th, jetlag permitting.

I’ll be staying at a 4* hotel on the Bath Road the day before on the 16th (Thursday), the main road adjacent to Heathrow Airport. Check in time from around 3pm.  If you’re on a stopover, I can’t think of a more pleasant way to pass the time until your next flight. Or if you work or live around the area, come pay me an unhurried, no-rush visit in plush surroundings and go away with a smug grin on your face, knowing that you’ve just had lots of rampant sex and your friends/colleagues haven’t.

This is just a day’s stay before my early morning flight on the 17th. Give me a call or drop me a line.

Kinky LaRue – floating your boat, whatever the weather:-).

“An elephant was walking along in his usual habitat when he sees a naked man coming towards him. The elephant looks at the naked man and says “Blimey, how the hell can you breathe through that?”"