Published with permission from client.

I had a wonderful booking this afternoon with a client who’s registered blind.

Inbetween the throes of passion, we took a five minute break for a breather. We started talking about the sensitve issues regarding the able-bodied helping the disabled. In the street, shops, anywhere. He mentioned that whilst it’s always nice to be asked by an able-bodied person whether or not he needs help, it seems some kind-hearted souls sometimes go a little too far.

Like when Mike (name changed to protect his blushes) would be standing at a kerb corner and somebody asking if he would like help crossing the road. And before he could protest he would be whisked across to the other side of the road. Said kind-hearted soul would probably be walking away, happy at completing his good deed for the day, whilst Mike would then be left to have to make his way back across the road to wait for that taxi he was just about to hail.

I laughed when he told me this. It conjured up those Loony Tunes cartoon when scouts would try and help the little old lady across the road, and she’d whack them across the head with her umbrella because now she couldn’t get back to where she wanted to be. I didn’t think things like really happened. Isn’t it such a cliche? But then cliches are such for a reason aren’t they? They were borne from an original situation or idea that has been much over-used or parodied.

*Sigh*. Well, that was my laugh of the day.

Now that I haven’t broken my site and my webmistress is still talking to me, may I tentatively say hello and welcome to what will be, my ramblings.

I really do hope you enjoy what I’ve got to say. Please feel free to leave any comments you may have. You will have to register first I’m afraid. It’s necessary to keep out the spammers that like to frequent blogs of any kind.

Are any of the lovelies still about that used to remember me way back as Buxom Brandy? Do you remember when I retired for oooh….about 6 weeks, then came back,lol. Actually that would’ve been exactly two years ago now.  Well, things never quite worked out at home the way they were supposed to, so I’ve been back for the past two years as Kinky LaRue. Still gorgeous, still sexy and still kinky,lol. “Next time” I’ll just disappear into a rather voluptuous puff of smoke.

If I have any announcements to make of any kind, plus make sure to check here first. I’ll post them here as well as an announcement on the home page. My latest tour will be a flying stop at Heathrow in October. More of that later on in the month.

I’m already bursting at the seams to start rambling. So next time you have a peruse, make sure you’re settled with a cuppa.